"I Got Shit GOING ON" said to people when asked if you can do this or that. Next time when your busy just say IGSGO
by Glockman1727AK47 March 05, 2008
by Glockman1727AK47 December 04, 2007
Frontwards bottom. Many Fat old people try to hide there pot belly in their pants by pulling the pants up over the belly. Thus making a Frottom. Also know as Front butt
Guy1:Oh my look at that morbidly obese lady, what a frottom.
Guy2: that is so nasty the frottom is making a huge camel toe
Guy2: that is so nasty the frottom is making a huge camel toe
by glockman1727AK47 January 21, 2009
by glockman1727AK47 January 14, 2009
Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.
(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
by Glockman1727AK47 January 19, 2008
Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you go to the bathroom and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and there is nothing there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you go to the bathroom.
(Friend 1 has just come out of the bathroom) Friend 1: Hey dude I just had a Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
Friend 2: no way, those are so scary when you have the Phantom wipe.
by Glockman1727AK47 December 04, 2007
A cop mustache. The Justice of the Stache! Any cop with a mustache is a justicestache.
Trying to look like a cop by growing a mustache is a justicestache.
Trying to look like a cop by growing a mustache is a justicestache.
by glockman1727ak47 April 27, 2011