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Definitions by glenn quagmire_

Nutty Alfredo Pasta 

Where you cook alfredo for your date but you pre-coat the pan with your jizz marinated for a week. Then you start intercourse and insert it into her pussy while she screams “It burns!” Then you turn on crazy rap by digbar and hungry unicorn each other.
“Do you want any of my home-made Nutty Alfredo Pasta?”

Iowa cornstalk party 

An orgy that takes place in the mid west with 13 men and 2 women where they insert a jar of pickles up your rectum then proceed to masturbate with it two at a time, then you put the feces of another member up your own ass, then everyone has a pillow fight naked and oiled up.
Who should we invite to the Iowa cornstalk party?