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coomycoomy
by give me vagina June 29, 2022
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fucking hell. HELL. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU STUPID ASS 10 YEAR OLD YOU DONT WANT TO GET THIS!!!!!!!!! LISTEN. TO. YOUR. FUTURE. SELF!!!!!!! YOURE BLEEDING OUT IF YOUR FUCKING VAGINA. FOR 3-9 DAYS. DO YOU WANT THAT??? FOR AROUND 45-55 YEARS???? HUH??????
y/n 1:”…AH SHIT ASS MOTHERFUCKER”
y/n 2:”wtf is wrong with you
y/n 1:”it’s day 2 of my period”
y/n 2:”..EVERYONE PREPARE FOR DEATH”
by give me vagina November 26, 2022
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I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid
“I found out I’m abrosexual
“oh no its 100° celsius rn”
“oh no my sexualityyyyyyyyyyy”

get it because 100° celsius if the evaporation point of water and abrosexual means that your sexuality is a liquid

also I have to include the word in the name so

abrosexual but bad
by give me vagina June 25, 2022
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I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid
“I found out I’m abrosexual
“oh no its 100° celsius rn”
“oh no my sexualityyyyyyyyyyy”

get it because 100° celsius if the evaporation point of water and abrosexual means that your sexuality is a liquid

also I have to include the word in the name so

abrosexual but bad
by give me vagina June 25, 2022
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helo except itself and backwards
“heloleh”
“why’d you say that”
*silence*

why not
by give me vagina June 22, 2022
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ay you wanna get blt samwich”
yes
by give me vagina June 25, 2022
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it’s abrosexual but you’re having even more of a crisis then you did before you found out you were abrosexual
oh fuck no
“what’s wrong”
“idk if I’m abrosex-“
you fuckinf dumbass you’re 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕩𝕦𝕒𝕝

omfg saying it with a font doesn't count so I gotta do this stupid thing

questioning abrosexual
by give me vagina June 25, 2022
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