pushin_🅿️

3 (male) boys gather in a triangle and proceed to fucking suck each other’s cock
“hey me and my homie need help pu-“
“shut up”
I was gonna say pushing 🅿️ but ok”

pushin_🅿️
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literally just an a

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF ITS A FUCKING A!!!!!!!!!!

literally just an a
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questioning abrosexual

it’s abrosexual but you’re having even more of a crisis then you did before you found out you were abrosexual
oh fuck no
“what’s wrong”
“idk if I’m abrosex-“
you fuckinf dumbass you’re 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕩𝕦𝕒𝕝

omfg saying it with a font doesn't count so I gotta do this stupid thing

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Period

fucking hell. HELL. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOU STUPID ASS 10 YEAR OLD YOU DONT WANT TO GET THIS!!!!!!!!! LISTEN. TO. YOUR. FUTURE. SELF!!!!!!! YOURE BLEEDING OUT IF YOUR FUCKING VAGINA. FOR 3-9 DAYS. DO YOU WANT THAT??? FOR AROUND 45-55 YEARS???? HUH??????
y/n 1:”…AH SHIT ASS MOTHERFUCKER
y/n 2:”wtf is wrong with you”
y/n 1:”it’s day 2 of my period”
y/n 2:”..EVERYONE PREPARE FOR DEATH”
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abrosexual but bad

I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid
“I found out I’m abrosexual”
“oh no its 100° celsius rn”
“oh no my sexualityyyyyyyyyyy”

get it because 100° celsius if the evaporation point of water and abrosexual means that your sexuality is a liquid

also I have to include the word in the name so

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coomycoomy

coomycoomy
coomycoomy
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