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average Joe

An average joe is a symbolization of an average American person (generally male). The term was used mainly in the late 90s - early 2000s, when the majority of America's population consisted of middle class citizens. Usually falls under the following traits: considered not to be dumb nor smart, follows any kind of sports (and also drinks heavily when their favourite team is not doing well), works five or six days a week (usually as a white collar worker), and comes home every night to sit on their sofas and watch TV.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up, children?

Stupid child: Mommy said I could be anything, so I want to be a billionaire!

Asian: I want to be a doctor (because my parents are going to kill me if I dont!).
Child of American heritage: I want to be an average Joe.

by gimme the money August 29, 2016

bby

1. Abbreviation for baby. Also quite frequently might be a typo of "baby", since many people are not so lazy that they cannot type an extra letter.

2. Star Wars term used for calendar dates. Stands for "Before Battle of Yavin". Quite similar to BC in normal calendar date, which stands for "Before Christ".

1. "hey bby want to come over and have make out"

2. "Darth Vader was born 41 BBY."

by gimme the money May 24, 2016

free

The equivalent of zero dollars.

An ideal price for broke college students.

"the guy on main street is handing out free pencils again"

by gimme the money June 8, 2016

teq

Stands for "That Escalated Quickly"

Dude 1: My new ruler is 30 centimeters
Dude 2: My penis is that large
Dude 1: teq

by gimme the money May 18, 2016

the force is with you

Star Wars term. To acknowledge that one is attuned with power in the force. Variant of "May the force be with you".

"The force is with you, young skywalker.. but you are not a Jedi yet.."

"Good luck Anakin, and may the force be with you."

by gimme the money April 13, 2016

Jutter

A mix of jam and butter. Has a sweet and salty taste and a nice texture to it, goes great on bread.

"Mom pass me the jutter! I'm packing lunch."

by gimme the money May 11, 2016

solo

The last name of the renowned smuggler Han Solo. No one gives a fuck about the rest of the definitions.

Holy shit! Han Solo just shot three First Order Stormtroopers dead before any of them returned fire!

by gimme the money June 9, 2016