Definitions by george payne

Calf Head 

A gentleman of Eastern European origins, named after the shapes of their heads, often resembling a calf. Usually seen working as menial handymen on building sites.

"I can't get a job in my own country due to all these cheap calf heads here."

Calf Head by George Payne April 10, 2008

Misty Woggish 

Jovial term initially used to describe a man or woman of African origin, having just woken up and thus possessing a 'misty' look, with swollen lips, eyes, cheeks, and other effects on facial areas. Also acting with short temper and irritation, probably from the annoyance of being woken up from a pleasant slumber. Now used to describe all creeds/races.

"Don't have a go at me! Look at you all misty woggish."

Misty Woggish by George Payne April 10, 2008

Stag Head

Used in North West London to describe an individual who would frequent The Bald Faced Stag in Burnt Oak. Typical attributes include working class, English, round headed, red faced, slightly chubby, and overtly enthusiastic about the joys of the alcoholic beverage.

"I guarantee he drinks alcohol, he looks like a right Stag head."

Stag Head by George Payne April 10, 2008

Woj

A man with a rather large and impressive penis. Smaller version of Woje.

"He was Woj for a Chinese guy."

Woj by George Payne April 10, 2008

Woje 

(The 'O' is pronounced like it is in the word 'Own') A word to describe man with a remarkably huge behemoth of a penis. Larger version of Woj. Is so large it should be given a round of applause at every oportunity, even during dinner with the Queen of England.

"Fucking hell, Patrick is Woje even for a black guy. It's like a baguette stuffed down his pants!"

Woje by George Payne April 10, 2008

Think 

See Think, Thank, Thonk

Please look up Think, Thank, Thonk

Think by George Payne April 10, 2008

Thank 

See Think, Thank, Thonk

Please look up Think, Thank, Thonk

Thank by George Payne April 10, 2008