gav's definitions

hoaching

Minging, horrible

The smell of that joby is hoaching!

by Gav April 13, 2004

gim

A random word suzie likes to say

Gim
I cant be arsed going out

by Gav October 15, 2003

god

Fictious character who some people believe is a magic man who can make magic and they usually waste half their life praying to it. Many of these people have been brainwashed by the bible.

"God is sitting on his cloud watching us all & playing his harp", says brainwashed Barry.

by Gav April 14, 2004

CUCKOO'S EGG

Of a child with uncertain parentage, much a kin to the cuckoo laying its eggs in another birds nest

Fucking hell, whys daves kid black, he's an albino? Dunno but by the looks of his mam I think the bairns a cuckoo's egg

by GAV October 22, 2003

edgar wright

1. Director of Amazing Brittish Comedy "Shaun of the Dead" -Mentioned urban dictionary on his DVD commentary with simon pegg.

2. A sexual Position

Yeah, me and my girl just did the edgar.


There you go Edgar = )

by Gav January 31, 2005

GTS-Skyline

R32's are shit. They look like preying mantices.

"Fuck bro, look at that ugly skyline, what is it?"

"Dayam bro, that's an R thirty two!"

by gav December 16, 2003

nut

slang for head-butt

lets strap on a nucular warhead on our heads and nut the cunt into oblivion

by gav January 31, 2007