gav's definitions

deist

this word is used when pointing something of interest out to someone else who has previously not seen said item. Usually uttered in a mocking or suprised tone

"Deist the uglinesss on him lads"
"deist your one over there shes fine!!"

by gav March 30, 2005

joby

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

by Gav April 13, 2004

GTS-Skyline

R32's are shit. They look like preying mantices.

"Fuck bro, look at that ugly skyline, what is it?"

"Dayam bro, that's an R thirty two!"

by gav December 16, 2003

nut

slang for head-butt

lets strap on a nucular warhead on our heads and nut the cunt into oblivion

by gav January 31, 2007

pikea

chairs and the like left behind by traveling irish folk.

Fucking gypo's leaving all their pikea shit in the lay by

by GAV October 22, 2003

Mini Cooper S

Large small car with no space inside. Poor performing transmission allows tandems to overtake and holds up traffic whilst guzzling petrol. Usually driven by someone without a clue (that nicer cars exist, or how to drive)

"Wasn't that a Mini Cooper S we just passed" - one tandem rider to another

by Gav August 5, 2003

Twpsyn

Means Idiot

Taken from modern Welsh language

Don't be such a twpsyn

by Gav August 31, 2004