munt

The alternate personality buried deep within the subconcious that comes out after excessive alcohol consumption. Sexually aroused by the ugliest bargoyle, much to the confusion of it's peers.

Fuck me he's had 7 whiskys the munt is truly upon him

by Gav October 22, 2003

middlemass

frugal with money , tight, penny pinching.

he's a real middlemass :- he wont get his round in

by gav April 01, 2003

joby

(Scottish usage) A poo poo. Also spelt jobbie. plural is jobbies.

Ahm off tae the toilet tae dae a joby.

by Gav April 13, 2004

fiction

Something which is not real or exists only in someones imagination.
Examples:
santa claus
the tooth fairy
Easter bunny
god
heaven
hell
The bible and other storybooks.

Everyone knows god is fiction but many are too big-headed to admit they are wrong.

by Gav April 14, 2004

Kizzy

This word comes from the African meaning "stay put".

Keep it Kizzy.

by Gav January 28, 2004

gim

A random word suzie likes to say

Gim
I cant be arsed going out

by Gav October 15, 2003

god

Fictious character who some people believe is a magic man who can make magic and they usually waste half their life praying to it. Many of these people have been brainwashed by the bible.

"God is sitting on his cloud watching us all & playing his harp", says brainwashed Barry.

by Gav April 14, 2004