gateskeeper's definitions

iRiot

The emotional arc that begins with rage against the status quo, global warming, human trafficking, man's inhumanity to man, political corruption, The elimination of Gene Simmons from the Apprentice, etc, and ends with listlessly leaning back in your chair and turning up your Ipod.

MI5 was able to construct a time machine and hatched a plan to prevent the decline of the British Empire. Fully loaded solar powered Nanos would be sent back to Philadelphia in 1773, to New Delhi in 1902, to Dublin in 1910, and to Quebec and Sydney in 1860. Quebec and Sydney were dropped from the plan a few moments later, as no one in the room could think of a reason why they should bother. see also iRiot prevention.

by gateskeeper January 25, 2008

i-whore

person who buys anything that falls out of Steve Jobs ass. Probably had i-phone first day of release.

When Jessica was younger, she was a vivacious free-thinker. But the disappointments of life crushed her soul until she was reduced to little more than an itinerant i-whore, with a live feed to the the Apple Conference Center on I-TV, 24/7. It was easier this way.

by Gateskeeper January 22, 2008

bing

1) A verb indicating the action of flicking the clitoris bulb with one finger, or the head of the penis, so that a snapping motion is made.

2) The single nugget of poo that is shot out like rabbit pellets.

3) The north side of a fruit tree.

1) While we watched "Law and Order," I tended to bing Wendy's nub, almost absentmindedly, until I noticed she had her head thrown back and I heard her husky breathing.

2) The satisfying release of each bing was like the plucking of harp strings by angels.

3) "Mark ye randy traveler

The path both mist and dank

to shall pass the bing of Apple branch

before ye taste the stank."

by gateskeeper May 28, 2009