What all members of the Apple cult must say when they buy their 4th apple product. This effectively marries them to Steve Jobs, be they male or female. Look around. Everyone on their 3rd iPod is actually engaged to Steve Jobs, the iPhone is actually a wedding present. Don't you wonder how the marriage is consummated?
When he checked my profile at the Apple Store, the Mac Concierge walked me down the Aisle and gave me away. I felt warm flush spread all the way to my iNus when I heard myself say "iDo!" The Specialist lowered tried to raise the veil but it got caught on my razor stubble. I didn't mind. I blushed like a schoolgirl.
by gateskeeper January 25, 2008
The emotional arc that begins with rage against the status quo, global warming, human trafficking, man's inhumanity to man, political corruption, The elimination of Gene Simmons from the Apprentice, etc, and ends with listlessly leaning back in your chair and turning up your Ipod.
MI5 was able to construct a time machine and hatched a plan to prevent the decline of the British Empire. Fully loaded solar powered Nanos would be sent back to Philadelphia in 1773, to New Delhi in 1902, to Dublin in 1910, and to Quebec and Sydney in 1860. Quebec and Sydney were dropped from the plan a few moments later, as no one in the room could think of a reason why they should bother. see also iRiot prevention.
by gateskeeper January 25, 2008
1) A verb indicating the action of flicking the clitoris bulb with one finger, or the head of the penis, so that a snapping motion is made.
2) The single nugget of poo that is shot out like rabbit pellets.
3) The north side of a fruit tree.
2) The single nugget of poo that is shot out like rabbit pellets.
3) The north side of a fruit tree.
1) While we watched "Law and Order," I tended to bing Wendy's nub, almost absentmindedly, until I noticed she had her head thrown back and I heard her husky breathing.
2) The satisfying release of each bing was like the plucking of harp strings by angels.
3) "Mark ye randy traveler
The path both mist and dank
to shall pass the bing of Apple branch
before ye taste the stank."
2) The satisfying release of each bing was like the plucking of harp strings by angels.
3) "Mark ye randy traveler
The path both mist and dank
to shall pass the bing of Apple branch
before ye taste the stank."
by gateskeeper May 28, 2009