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Calves from Hell

A term used to describe the size of one's calves. One who possesses calves from Hell has calves that significantly lack muscle mass, resulting in a skinny, bone-like look, and inspires utter perplexity in others into how they can even move. The origin of the term is unclear, as there is no immediate similarity between skinny calves and Hell. It could be said, however, that only the most depraved and evil people possess calves from hell, and thus, well, they come from Hell.

"His gastrocnemii (calves) are especially affected by his severe lack of muscularity and is the reason for his nickname, ‘Calves from Hell’ (xD)."

by gary69_ March 29, 2023

Pull a Taranto

1. (slang, Australia) The act of cyberstalking and investigating personal information about someone you know.

Person 1: That guy is really invested into finding information about his best mate’s sister.
Person 2: I think he’s going to pull a Taranto!

by gary69_ August 25, 2022

Sniper's Nightmare

Used to describe a person who walks with their entire body moving side to side since they typically have one dead leg. The phrase “Sniper’s Nightmare” alludes to the difficulty a sniper would have in assassinating them if they were the intended victim.

“Old Sloppy Tony is a total sniper's nightmare the way he walks!”

by gary69_ August 30, 2022