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Horny

When Mel wants 2 cum, and what she is all the time.
Fuck, she is horny. She needs to cuuuuuuum!
Mel is so damm horny
by Gary May 1, 2004
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runner

Someone who runs at a decent pace, on all terrain, in all weathers, because they want to.
'not a fucking jogger OK'
As the runner finished his fartlek, with hands on knees, gasping for breath, his neighbour kindly asked," did you have a nice jog?"

Contemplating whether to kindly point out to his neighbour that he was in fact a runner not a jogger, he instead decided to politely reply," fuck off you twat!"
by gary November 23, 2004
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joo and joor mama

1. A way to direct an insult towards someone with such intensity that it conserns not only the one being insulted, but also carrys overs to that person mother.
2. When something is directed towared you and your mother, when your mother probobly has no idea what is going on.
Dood joo and joor mama are fucking ass goblins.
by gary January 25, 2005
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doll_face243

1. Extreme aggitation when being called "fat" or some other obsese term.
2. Save the Whale C.E.O
3. Faceparty piglet, used for scaring away little boys and girls with such nonsense of pictures
4. Considered a future weapon against Iraq when dropping weight loads of her stature from the sky
by Gary October 5, 2004
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Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart
"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."
by gary October 6, 2003
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NESW

i NESW
by Gary August 11, 2003
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RLOG

Just a acronym that doesn't mean anything but rhymes with the acronym for "be right back" (BRB)
"Yo man, BRB in the RLOG."
by Gary May 27, 2014
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