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blowjob

the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.
"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."
by Gary March 1, 2004
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Funt

The one and only TRUE definition of funt: n; air escaping from the vagina; i.e. cunt fart
"Ewww what was that?" "Sorry, I funted."
by gary October 6, 2003
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doll_face243

1. Extreme aggitation when being called "fat" or some other obsese term.
2. Save the Whale C.E.O
3. Faceparty piglet, used for scaring away little boys and girls with such nonsense of pictures
4. Considered a future weapon against Iraq when dropping weight loads of her stature from the sky
by Gary October 5, 2004
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NESW

i NESW
by Gary August 11, 2003
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joo and joor mama

1. A way to direct an insult towards someone with such intensity that it conserns not only the one being insulted, but also carrys overs to that person mother.
2. When something is directed towared you and your mother, when your mother probobly has no idea what is going on.
Dood joo and joor mama are fucking ass goblins.
by gary January 25, 2005
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sky dump

The act of shitting from a ceiling fan or step ladder (preferably 12ft.) onto ones face and/or chest. (Altitudes may vary.)
Jon watched as the steam rose off mary's chest after releasing a juicy sky dump from his brand new 12ft. step ladder.
by gary May 13, 2005
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Red Menace

A red parasite that clings to the host's head, draining the host of logic, common sense, and style.
"Al acts like a fool, he has clearly been taken by the Red Menace."
by Gary December 8, 2003
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