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Definitions by gadget king

trubblegum

A piece of bubblegum stuck under your shoe and comes adrift when you walk on an expensive Flokati.
A piece of bubblegum stuck to the seat of your pants, having sat down on it while sitting down in a coach or movie theater
Jeez! This damn piece of trubblegum stuffed up my new trousers!
trubblegum by gadget king February 26, 2011

bogserve 

Delicately twirled faeces, especially with a slightly loose stool, like a soft serve ice cream.
After I had a crap, it looked like a chocolate bogserve.
bogserve by Gadget King January 20, 2011

lavitate 

The act of not exactly sitting, but not exactly standing over a LONGDROP, but more a case of just bending the knees with your bum a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate
The longdrop was somewhat very dirty, so I had to lavitate while trying to have a crap.
lavitate by Gadget King January 20, 2011

tongue tanner

Descriptive of a person, normally a female, who cannot stop talking. She normally takes over a conversation and acts like she is an expert on the subject.
The tongue sometimes appears to be suntanned.
Jenny is such a nice person otherwise, pity she is a tongue tanner.
tongue tanner by Gadget King January 20, 2011

slitherati 

Any group of mainly landborne animal or reptile, moving without feet.
Snakes, etc
The National Zoo has a large selection of slitherati on view.
slitherati by Gadget King January 20, 2011

Bogroller 

Any domesticated animal, when taken for a stroll, would flop down om a mound of turd - bogserve - or otherwise, and roll gleefully in it.
It is not easy to take Skippy for a walk, he is such a bogroller.
Bogroller by Gadget King January 20, 2011

kiss my nuts 

A slang phrase telling somebody "no ways, my mate".
kiss my nuts by Gadget King January 20, 2011