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Newlyweds

(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.

"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"
Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.
by G-Union January 21, 2004
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elimiDATE

(N.) Yet another comedy dating reality show. This one is at least better in where 4 mates are dating one man or woman at once and are voted off, one by one until one is left. It's more funny than the other crappy reality dating shows that come on too much such as Shipmates, Change of Heart, EX-treme Dating and (your favorite) MASTERDate.
More crap TV for lonely middle aged singles.
by G-Union November 26, 2003
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Macs or PC's

Which are better? Macs or PC'S? Let's see: Mac's have harddrives that crash every other minute and look all sleek and stuff even though they perform mostly like crap. Macs are only good for homework stuff and powerpoint presentations.

PC's are often slow and lumpy and they can't have as much software on them as PC's. But they're the best for playing computer games (Do they even have them on Mac's) and downloading Porn as you know you ALL do. (Not me, though. I have a girlfriend) PC's are also good for personalization and are often cheaper.
And the winner is.....
PC's.
by G-Union June 17, 2004
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kikaider

Another, crappy "Instant-Anime", courtesy of Cartoon Network.
Kikaider is one of the few Animes where none of the girls look cute at all. None of them!
by G-Union November 6, 2003
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BET

(N.) A network that used to be Black Entertainment Television, but now is just the Ghetto MTV.
106 & Park = TRL
How I'm Livin' = Cribs
Access Granted = Making the Video/Diary
College Hill = The Real World
Coming To The Stage = Made
Next = Becoming
The Center = True Life/Fight for your Rights
Rap City = Direct Effect
Sneak Peek = Movie House
(none) = Room Raiders/Crib Crashers, Dismissed/Taildaters, Newlyweds, The Osbournes, Punk'd
by G-Union February 9, 2004
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Napster

(N.) Someone who takes a lot of naps.
(Oh yeah, it's also a crappy Internet music downloading site.)
John sure is a napster. He must have to be, though with as much time as he spends on that crappy website, Napster.
by G-Union November 11, 2003
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The Euphemism Generator

(N.) Hours of clean, curse-wordless fun! Made by old, cronie comic, George Carlin.
This weekend, I spent my time Waxing the Poetic Gecko.
by G-Union October 21, 2003
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