g-union's definitions

The OC Fanatics

(N.) Teenage females who obsess too much about The OC, which is an extremly phony, unbelievably false reality of a Teen Drama. (You'd think it'd be on The WB, but it aint.) OC fanatics have all and every merchandising product released for that show and they go on AOL.com every night after it airs to talk to other OC fanatics about how much that night's episode was "Hella Cool."

My little sister Tammy is an OC Fanatic. She even gave up her old favorite show, "Angel", for this ridiculous junk. (not that that show was any better) They're all obsessed about A show that hasn't even been on for a whole season yet and has about as much believability to it than the sentence, "Ja Rule is a talented music artist and probably, one of the world's most influential and greatest rappers to ever exist."

by G-Union October 30, 2003

Scary Movie

(N.) 1. A movie that triggers horror or fear in those that watch it.
2. The best movies spoof since Kung Pow: Enter The Fist.
3. Any movie that has a Music Artist as the main star of the film.

1. Nightare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Halloween are all Scary Movies.
2. Why the f*ck is Ja Rule in Scary Movie 3!?
3. It's going to be a scary Halloween this year, where we gather around to watch such scary movies as "Crossroads" and "How to Deal."

by G-Union November 5, 2003

Sonsie

(N.) Tall, Big, Busty, Voluptious, or Curvaceous. (found on Hyperdictionary.com)

My girlfriend, Melissa is extremely Grandiloquent and Extremely Sonsie.

by G-Union November 5, 2003

kikaider

Another, crappy "Instant-Anime", courtesy of Cartoon Network.

Kikaider is one of the few Animes where none of the girls look cute at all. None of them!

by G-Union November 6, 2003

60

(N>) The Late Night with Conan O' Brien spinoff of "24". Get this. "60" is a show where each episode is one second of real time in a whole story that spans one minute. Understand? So far, it has aired 8 Episodes since it's late May premiere and has been renewed for a second season.

How will Chuck Aloue save the Prime Minister of Canada in this week's compelling episode of 60...?

by G-Union November 6, 2003

phuck

A profanity loophole for saying the curse word, (*Beep*)!

"Shut the hell up, you big Mother Phucker!"

by G-Union November 6, 2003

garfield

(N.) A Funny (not in the humorous sense, but funny nonetheless) Comic Strip and early 90's CBS cartoon, but a horrible, atrocious live action movie set for a Spring 2004.

I'm no psychic, but I predict that the Garfield live-action movie will be 2004's "Hulk."

by G-Union November 6, 2003