10 definitions by g-othermal

The condition, when somewhat sweaty, where your scrotum adheres to your inner thigh. A precursor to ball soup.
Art is hopping around rearranging his junk.
Evan:"Dude, what's the matter? You got crabs?"
Art: "No man, it's so hot I've got bag weld!"
by g-othermal August 28, 2008
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Bed For Indigents
Evan: "Dude, I was passing by that laneway by the Mr. Lube, and some homeless guy crawled out of the dumpster, all stank and nasty! I think he slept in there!"
Art: "Dude, of course, that's a BFI!"
by g-othermal August 28, 2008
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aka Nothing. Like when you go to the midway at the local fair and spend $50 on cheesy games and all you end up walking away with is a stupid plastic monkey on a stick.
Evan: Dude, how'd it go with the redhead last night?
Art: Dude, it sucked. I got Monkey on a Stick.
Evan: You were robbed dude. You were buying her drinks all night!
by g-othermal November 02, 2009
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