g's definitions

beef

whats beef, beef is when you need 2 gats to go to sleep.whats beef beef is when your mums aint safe up in the streets

whats beef. beef is when u make ur enemies start to jeep

by g October 18, 2003

Dafty

An individual who is not very smart.

Randon Person 1: "What's the score mate?"

Random Person 2: "Haw, check the scoreboard you dafty cunt"

by G November 23, 2003

Heed

Someone who has grown an extremely large "head".Scottish word.

For fuck sake Cowans heeds grown bigger over the summer

by G August 18, 2003

choking the chicken

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

by G April 11, 2003

granny tongue

when one pulls out his ball sack n squeezes it into the shape of a tongue representing an old, saggy, wrinkly tongue.

the granny's actual tongue was not nearly as disturbing as her husbands granny tongue.

by G June 7, 2003

Punster

Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.

Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"

by G July 21, 2015

Slikum

sexual. bodily fluid, preferably pussy or vagina juices, but saliva works too.

Im gonna get some slikum on the hangdown.

see- hangdown

by G January 8, 2003