Definitions by fucktarded scarecrow

Ding Dong 

Ding Dong!!!

1.The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door)

2.An idiot

3.similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)

1.Ding dong!

You:oh no its....

Your parents:Hi sweetie!!!

2.Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong

Ding Dong by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Frosted Toes 

When your toes are like little pink toe shaped icicles (they're always pink because of the cold, no matter what skin tone).Sometiems hurts, especially if you pour hot water on them

See:Bathroom Toes

ex:

Aww man....I totally have frosted toes...owwie....

Frosted Toes by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Bathroom Toes 

Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them

ex:

Stepping into the bath hurt like fuck....stupid bathroom toes

Bathroom Toes by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Billie Joe Armstrong 

Awsum =)

He is the lead singer of green day, a very good band.

ex;

Billie Joe Armstrong is the tits

Billie Joe Armstrong by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009