Definitions by fuckoffanddie

fake and bake 

Usually a woman, who spends most of their time in a tanning bed, becoming more orange by the day for vanity's sake.

Stuck in the 1980's.

friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah, she fakes and bakes.

or
friend: holy shit that lady is tan, she must spend all her time at the beach!
me: nah,she's a fake and bake

or
friend: holy shit those ladies are tan, they must spend all thier time at the beach!
me: nah, they're fake and bakers.

fake and bake by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

trunts 

the plural of trunt.

a bunch of group of trendy cunts.
usually over the age 25.

here come a bunch of trunts

trunts by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

trunt

A trunt is the compilation of "trendy" and "cunt" put together. A trunt is usually a girl or woman, or group of women who have no other purpose in life other to wear the latest 'fashionable' clothes, listen to the 'latest' music and are 'into' the newest trends..ie: new tv shows, new hair styles, etc.

me: look at that fucking trunt.

trunt by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

half step 

1. to start something with no intention of finishing.

2. to talk like you are going to get violent with someone and not follow through.

see that guy over there, he doesn't half step...he'll kick your ass

half step by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

half stepping 

1. starting something with no intention of finishing.

2. talking like you are going toget violent with someone and not follow through.

being half assed.

quit half stepping, get the project done.

half stepping by fuckoffanddie March 27, 2005

SND PICS PLZ 

what morons say when they want to gawk at you on the internet.

also used mockingly if said to someone who is a douche bag, or an idiot.

also known as: DO U HAVE PICS

girl in chatroom "hey I got my haircut today"
douche bag: "SND PICS PLZ"

SND PICS PLZ by fuckoffanddie March 25, 2005