hose bag

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

corn swaggle

to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.

after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hammersteined

drunk after drinking beer during octoberfest. or anywhere else.

man i was hammersteined last night!

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

banged up

someone who is wasted on good weed or a combination of weed and alcohol.

man i got banged up last night.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005