Definitions by fred durst 2

Grumpy Plunge

Unclogging the toilet with your grandma's dildo.

Grandma! The toilet is clogged again and I can't seem to find the dildo. I wish you'd buy a normal plunger because I'm sick of "grumpy plunge".

Grumpy Plunge by fred durst 2 February 20, 2023

Fat Sick

Being so unhealthy and obese that you are always in a state of sickness. Can be cured with a healthy diet, regular exercise, and some fresh air.

"I have to call off work again for the 27th time this month because I'm fat sick."

Fat Sick by fred durst 2 January 30, 2023

Dingle Key 

What a retarded hillbilly calls a USB stick.

I was on my damn computer and the goddamn dingle key didn't have any of my files!

Dingle Key by fred durst 2 January 5, 2023

Gobzoon 

Gobzoon is the next level above the term "shit-storm". When calling something a shit-storm is an understatement, Gobzoon is the term for you. It can also be purposed as an insult towards others.

The party out there is a GOBZOON! There are 7 year olds taking whiskey shots, the neighbor is mowing his lawn with a gun, DJ Khalid is on the mic yelling, "Fuck Limp Bizkit", and to make matters worse 6 police cars just rolled up!

Gobzoon by fred durst 2 December 6, 2022