fred's definitions

jibsy

one who often likes baby sex and has a fetish for brown shoes and polyester

"dude, youre such a sick fucking jibsy"

"jibsy baby"

by fred December 3, 2003

try hards

White upper-middle class brats who attempt to imitate the townie way of life (god knows why).

Although they will have been in private education for all their life, they will speak in a bastardised form of English, and will attempt to inform anyone who will listen that they were brought up on the council estates of Hackney.

See also cunt, dickhead, ben

"yeah, safe man, heavy"

by Fred February 29, 2004

NeMinon

a word used to describe someone following the NeM Town religion

"yo man...i heard your a NeMinon"

by fred October 21, 2003

tampon

Tampon, Something every girl has... therefor my defenition, Tampon something every Chick has.

Honda Civics are tampons... every chick has em.

by Fred July 23, 2004

pigeon

A small feathered creature that eats french fries and like to defacate ontop of people, cars, important things. A subspecies of bird. Also known as the feathered rat or gutter bird.

The fucking pigeon shat on my window!

by Fred September 22, 2003

1337z0r

Simply the word 1337 with the suffix z0r, meaning that you are not just 1337, you are 1337z0r.

I am t3h 1337z0r!
You 1337z0r f00!

by Fred March 20, 2003

caahncil

Term used to describe UK 'trailer trash'. Similar to 'pikey'. They usually have Argos jewellery (gold hoop earrings for girls, sovereign rings for both sexes), baseball caps, fake Burberry and gelled fringes. Males smoke cheap fags by holding them between two fingers and thumb, never just between two fingers like the rest of us. Don't work - too busy appearing on Trisha or being part of the 'rough couple' in Wife Swap.

She's really caahncil.

by Fred November 7, 2003