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“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!” 

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
A stupid fucking way of saying “Bud” or “Chum” or “Blud”.
Don’t use this word because it’s stupid and I made it up. It sounds like it should be a word but it isn’t.
I blew up Malaysia, wub.
Hey there, wub.
Wub by frankenen October 25, 2023

Moleware 

Software that slowly digs up your information without you knowing.

Moleware is similar to Spyware, but much more subtle. It’s slowly digging up your information from underground where you can’t see, just like mole.
Isaac: Dude, I just found out that the pirated copy of Call of Duty that I bought was filled with Moleware.
Tommy: You mean Malware?
Isaac: No, Moleware, the kind that steals your information without you knowing.
Tommy: So…Spyware?
Isaac: It’s complicated
Moleware by frankenen September 11, 2023

Mushroom 

Mushrooms are a type of fungi that grow in dark, damp environments all over the world. The usually come in the shape of a dick and taste like it too.

Some have flat caps, some are kinda conical, and some have little bells and funnels.
Most mushrooms represented in media have a light tan stem and a red and white spotted cap. These mushrooms are actually deadly and know as fly agaric mushrooms.
But Mario seems to get a high off of them.
Speaking of high, mushrooms are also used for recreational purposes such as getting high and hallucinating.
After usage, this results in a ‘trip’ which can either be bad or good depending on where you are and who you are with.
But this drug is illegal in most US states, but a few allow it.
Anyways, back to actual mushrooms.
Their main purpose is to take materials around them using Enzyme spit and break them down into shit like oxygen and nitrogen and stuff like that. Y’know, the stuff we need to live.
Also they look silly as hell.
Mushrooms are cool as fuck.
dave: ooh lookit that pretty little mushroom
jaiden: shut the fuck up dave.
dave: aw shucks
Mushroom by frankenen August 11, 2023
guy 1: damn that kid noah short as hell
guy 2: fr bro jacob is way taller
Noah by frankenen August 6, 2023
Wow, 29 is so fucking cool
29 by frankenen June 22, 2023
The response you get when you say the most vile, absurd, hateful, harmful, horrible, terrible, disgusting, despicable, delusional, terrifying, deliberate, unfathomably evil words to ever come out of your mouth.
“hey girl are you a pumpkin cause I want to slice off the top of your head, scoop out your insides and cut your face up and hang it outside my house”
“Oh.”
Oh. by frankenen March 7, 2023