frank pubes's definitions

captain bumsex

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

by frank pubes April 24, 2006

nasty bum sex

a vigorous humping up the rangers end.

"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."

by frank pubes September 16, 2005

jazz drum

your parper, trumper, botbot, arse, shitebox.

rhyming slang for your bum.

"i fired it up the burd's jazz drum last night"

by frank pubes April 1, 2005

monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

donkey's yawn

a dirty big slack fanjita, the kind you find on burds from paisley, esp. the kind that drink in vienna's.

"i went home with big sweaty betty last night, when she ripped her kegs off i noticed she has fanny like a donkey's yawn!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

swingers

or "big hairy swingers"

very large testicles

"steveo mckell has a tiny wee nob, but he has some set of big hairy swingers. his burd's arse must be black and blue with them slapping off it!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

super furry animals

an amazing band from wales

or

untidy minges

"i was down the old nudest beach yesterday, the super furry animals were everywhere"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004