council gritter

The botty, arse, backside.

"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."

by frank pubes February 03, 2005

jazz drum

your parper, trumper, botbot, arse, shitebox.

rhyming slang for your bum.

"i fired it up the burd's jazz drum last night"

by frank pubes April 01, 2005

nasty bum sex

a vigorous humping up the rangers end.

"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."

by frank pubes September 16, 2005

vulvic

the bottle of water a lady has just pissed in on a long bus journey where there is no conventional loo.

"Wee Ed is up the back of the bus with a bottle of Vulvic."

"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

furries

The Super Furry Animals

"The furries are the best band on the planet. Coldplay have arse crabs."

by frank pubes February 03, 2005

monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

veiny bang stick

A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.

A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.

"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."

Mills and Boon

by frank pubes February 03, 2005