Definitions by frank pubes

captain bumsex 

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.

"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."

captain bumsex by frank pubes April 24, 2006

nasty bum sex 

a vigorous humping up the rangers end.

"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."

nasty bum sex by frank pubes September 16, 2005

jazz drum 

your parper, trumper, botbot, arse, shitebox.

rhyming slang for your bum.

"i fired it up the burd's jazz drum last night"

jazz drum by frank pubes April 1, 2005

baps 

Jugs, breasts, hooters, jubblies, big orbs.

"Check Tracey's baps, they're hanging out her dress..."

Wee Scabby - Christmas night out, 2004

baps by frank pubes February 5, 2005

bagpeel 

When the ball sack is sweaty and sticks to the inner thigh.

"Christ it's hot as hell today, I've got a bit of bagpeel for my troubles ..."

bagpeel by frank pubes February 3, 2005

veiny bang stick 

A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.

A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.

"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."

Mills and Boon

veiny bang stick by frank pubes February 3, 2005

furries 

The Super Furry Animals

"The furries are the best band on the planet. Coldplay have arse crabs."

furries by frank pubes February 3, 2005