frank pubes's definitions

veiny bang stick

A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.

A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.

"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."

Mills and Boon

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

primal scream

a fucking great band, their album screamadelica gives me a stiffy.

get primal scream on, your simply red album is shite.

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

woodbine

the brand of fags wee jim watson's mum smokes

"hey frodo, yer maw smokes woodbine !!!"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

donkey's yawn

a dirty big slack fanjita, the kind you find on burds from paisley, esp. the kind that drink in vienna's.

"i went home with big sweaty betty last night, when she ripped her kegs off i noticed she has fanny like a donkey's yawn!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

baps

Jugs, breasts, hooters, jubblies, big orbs.

"Check Tracey's baps, they're hanging out her dress..."

Wee Scabby - Christmas night out, 2004

by frank pubes February 5, 2005

vulvic

the bottle of water a lady has just pissed in on a long bus journey where there is no conventional loo.

"Wee Ed is up the back of the bus with a bottle of Vulvic."

"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

bagpeel

When the ball sack is sweaty and sticks to the inner thigh.

"Christ it's hot as hell today, I've got a bit of bagpeel for my troubles ..."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005