frank carter's definitions

two seater

Someone so obese, they take up two seats on an airplane, bus, or train. Bonus points if said person has to buy two tickets.

My flight to London sucked. I got stuck in a window seat for eight and a half hours next to a two seater.

by frank carter January 25, 2010

the tunnel

The Tunnel is how Coloradoans refer to the Eisenhower Tunnel, the highest vehicular tunnel in the world. It carries I-70 through the Continental Divide and through to the killer powder on the other side.

Usually used when talking about how long it's going to be until you shred the gnar.

"How long til we get to Vail, man? I can't wait to rip with my new board."

"At least an hour, we're not even to The Tunnel yet. Better light that blunt now."

by frank carter June 29, 2009

boulder weed

Known from coast to coast as the finest cannabis in the US. Grown, usually by either hippies or CU students in Boulder, Colorado. Apparently, the altitude has something to do with it. Comparable to BC bud.

Denver guy: 'Hit this.'

BC guy: *hits the pipe*

BC guy: 'that is some fine bud you have there, my american friend. wherever did you acquire such potent ganja?'

Denver guy: 'it's boulder weed. a guy on my friend's floor at CU grows it.'

by frank carter September 11, 2007

crack deal

Noun.

A really bad deal, a scam. Could also be used to describe a bad idea.

$1500 for that shitty Honda? What a crack deal.

by frank carter April 21, 2007

the merc

Noun/placename.

Shortened form of the Mercury Cafe in Denver. Used mostly by those who go there.

You going to tango at the merc tonight?

by frank carter June 18, 2006

heinie

A colloquialism for a Heineken.

Don't touch my heinie!

by frank carter June 18, 2006

infiltration

1. To sneak into a site, usually active for the purposes of urban exploration. Can be used as either a noun or verb.

2. Ninjalicious' zine and website.

1. 'You up for an infiltration tonight?' 'Hell yeah, i love me some infiltration.'

2. I have a copy of Infiltration 5.

by frank carter June 18, 2006