frainslug's definitions

Walk it Out

When a dog shits and scoots at the same time, avoiding getting poo on the back of his legs. The turd hits the ground, then the dog lets his forward movement help ease it out. Can be followed with "buddy" if he is having a hard time.

Dog: Shitting in the front yard, but having a hard time getting it out.
Owner: "Walk it out buddy, walk it out."

by frainslug April 8, 2007

Eee-Rrr

The noise made when a bangable chick walks by or enters a room. Usually done at work. This lets your male co-workers know that there is poonane in the immediate area.

Worker #1 "Eee-Rrr Eee-Rrr"
Worker #2 "Damn shes hot!"
Worker #1 "Yea, I would not kick her outta bed... unless I was going to fuck her on the floor"!!!

by frainslug February 2, 2006

racing stripe

The poo stains left in your underware. Caused by not wiping your ass, not wiping your ass enough, or having a bubbler or shart in the middle of the day. The appearance is similar to the starting area of a drag racing strip, or the "wheels down" area on a runway.

Husband: Sweetie pie honey bunny, these underware are going to need some "special" attention.
Wife: My god, whats up with the racing stripe?
Husband: Had a bubbler after my Taco Bell lunch today.

by Frainslug February 16, 2006

seven course meal

What an Irishman calls a 6 pack of beer and a boiled potato.

American: I remember once, the wife and I enjoyed a seven course meal.

Irishman: Hell, I have a seven course meal everynight!

by frainslug April 10, 2007

T & S

"Twist and Suck". When your sugar mama uses a twisting or corkscrew motion working the manpole while pleasuring you orally. Much better result than her just using the mouth, plus it gets all the "poison" out. The resulting effort should feel if your pecker is about to be pulled off at any moment and the hand print should remain for at least 3 hours after completion.

Dude#1: Hey, see that bartender babe over there?
Dude#2: Yea, what about her?
Dude#1: Go ask her for a T & S
Dude#2: A tea with sugar?
Dude#1: No ya moanbone, a twist and suck!

by frainslug February 3, 2006

sneaky big

To actually be larger than first thought or to have the ability to hide it well.

Employee #1 Damn, did you see that new HR girl?
Employee #2 Sure did! Saw her bent over the candy bowl, dominating it. She's sneaky big!!!
Employee #1 No way! She looks hot!
Employee #2 Look, there she is now, at the candy bowl again. Check out that backside.
Employee #1 Damn!!! Never noticed it before, she is sneaky big!!!
Employee #2 Id still hit it though!
Employee #1 Not if I was on it first!!!

by frainslug February 14, 2006

PING!

When the pressure placed on a button is just before the breaking point. If there is a thread failure, when the button comes off, the noise it makes is similar to a ricochet of a bullet.... PING!. Usually found on pants that are WAY too tight, or well endowed women (usually followed or proceeded by Eee-Rrr if it is on a tight shirt.

Worker #1: Wow, check it out!!! Eee-Rrr, Eee-Rrr. PING!.
Worker #2: Tell me about it. Better get the safety glasses on in case that top botton comes loose.
Worker #1: Fuck that, get the body armor out!!!!

by Frainslug February 28, 2006