11 definitions by fox jk

A dangerous and highly articulate disease that affects the central nervous system for about half an hour each day. It enters the body through the ears and eyes and attaches itself to the boringopiate receptors in the brain causing symptoms similar to a large injection of heroin in some people. However the disease affects people differently. It can cause anxiety, a distortion of reality, sweating, homosexuality, skin irritation, and mild death in others. Recommended treatment consists of several large doobies, and a box set of Family guy.
Fox JK is scared of catching Eastenders.
by fox jk August 24, 2006
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One of the greatest drinks ever invented. As rumor has it, Van Gough was drinking a lot of absinthe right before he cut off his own ear. As well as that, 9 shots can be fatal apparently!! Love the mystery that is.....
ABSINTHE!
(Absinthe is a tits machine of a drink!)
Just go to the supermarket and buy some. But real absinthe is always better.
by fox jk October 15, 2006
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Sonic the hedgehogs sidekick

A little brown 2 tailed fox

A very clever little chap who's good with mechanical things

Probably a stoner now due to being easily influenced

Can use his 2 tails to fly
TAILS: Hey! I heard smoking was bad for you

GROUNDER: No it's not! Try it

TAILS: Cough! Wow, you're right! This green tobacco is the shit!
by fox jk August 14, 2006
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See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!
She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!
by fox jk October 15, 2006
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