fox JK's definitions

clownface

See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!

She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!

by Fox JK November 12, 2006

Absinthe

One of the greatest drinks ever invented. As rumor has it, Van Gough was drinking a lot of absinthe right before he cut off his own ear. As well as that, 9 shots can be fatal apparently!! Love the mystery that is.....
ABSINTHE!
(Absinthe is a tits machine of a drink!)

Just go to the supermarket and buy some. But real absinthe is always better.

by Fox JK October 15, 2006

jeeeg

A ditch. A really nasty thing to fall in when walking home plaestered from the pub.

"I was walking home and I fell in the jeeeg, I was so plaestered!"

by Fox JK August 15, 2006

eastenders

A dangerous and highly articulate disease that affects the central nervous system for about half an hour each day. It enters the body through the ears and eyes and attaches itself to the boringopiate receptors in the brain causing symptoms similar to a large injection of heroin in some people. However the disease affects people differently. It can cause anxiety, a distortion of reality, sweating, homosexuality, skin irritation, and mild death in others. Recommended treatment consists of several large doobies, and a box set of Family guy.

Fox JK is scared of catching Eastenders.

by fox JK August 24, 2006