Pick-me girl

Terminal cancer.
Wants all the boys, even the gay ones (me)
All of her relationships (likely senior freshman) looks creepy
Pick-me girl; HES MINE! YOU CANT TALK TO YOUR “friend” BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK IM WITH YOU GUYS AND ITLL RUIN MY REPUTATION
Gay primary subject that said pick-me girl is simping over; We’re a gay polyamorous relationship of 22 men.
Pick-me girl; DONT LIE MY POOKIE BEAR!
Gay secondary subject, said “friend” of gay primary subject; I have never seen you in my life!
Pick-me girl; *continues to say multiple slurs*
Gay tertiary subject, unimportant to current situation; Twenty-twosom-
by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025
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2004 Super Bowl halftime show was whenever public indecency happened on live television and is the reason why the 7 second delay happens
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*
2004 Super Bowl halftime show never forget
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Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA
I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”
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chug jug with you

This is a love song and you can’t tell me otherwise!
Person A; “ID REALLY LOVE TOOOOOOOO, CHUG JUG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, WE COULD BE PRO FORTNITE GAMERS!”

Person B; “what”
by fortcraft moment December 16, 2024
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Dreamsexual

Invalid.

That’s all I have to say, all the other definitions are too complicated.
Knuckles from Sonic Boom; Im Dreamsexual!
Knuckles; you invalid moron
Primary subject gay man; sorry why are there 2 knuckles
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Smelle Elephine

real name of Belle Delphine
pick-me girl #1 (if you saw my definition of pick-me girls by the way you know how bad that is to be called that by me)
Sane person; EW ITS SMELLE ELEPHINE
Discord Moderator; BOOOOOOO!
Sane person; NOOOOO SOMEONE MISSED EXORCISM DAY WHYYYY
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