Definitions by fortcraft moment

I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

A definition originating in 2024.
Origin;
I am Emma in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am not the original creator of this definition.

I am person in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad

I am [person] in the UrBan dictionary to make this shirt and mug because i have nothing else to do anyways so this is for me and no one else and am getting it from here because i am poor so yes this is my shirt/mug stay mad be mad by fortcraft moment February 25, 2025

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce 

why would you do this
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS A PARODY

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza 

A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

2004 Super Bowl halftime show 

2004 Super Bowl halftime show was whenever public indecency happened on live television and is the reason why the 7 second delay happens
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*

2004 Super Bowl halftime show never forget

2004 Super Bowl halftime show by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

Super straight 

Invalid #2

Knuckles from sonic boom; I’m actually super straight, not dreamsexual!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!

Super straight by fortcraft moment February 12, 2025

Dreamsexual

Invalid.

That’s all I have to say, all the other definitions are too complicated.

Knuckles from Sonic Boom; Im Dreamsexual!
Knuckles; you invalid moron
Primary subject gay man; sorry why are there 2 knuckles

Dreamsexual by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Cheesy crossover 

when urban dictionary meets deviantart inflation art

Sane person; IM BEING DRAGGED TO BRAZIL
funny memer; GO TO BRAZIL!
funny memer; THE LAND OF CHEESY CROSSOVER
Gay primary subject; yo it’s Smelle Elephine
Gay secondary and tertiary subject; HAHA!

Cheesy crossover by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025