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Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce

why would you do this
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS A PARODY

Bajo Nuevo Bank Mucus Sauce
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

2004 Super Bowl halftime show

2004 Super Bowl halftime show was whenever public indecency happened on live television and is the reason why the 7 second delay happens
*seinfeld theme*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies*
*seinfeld theme intensifies harder*
*seinfeld theme is good*
*seinfeld theme is great*
*insert Seinfeld theme funny joke here*
*chipflake is my idol*

2004 Super Bowl halftime show never forget

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

Pick-me girl

Terminal cancer.
Wants all the boys, even the gay ones (me)
All of her relationships (likely senior freshman) looks creepy

Pick-me girl; HES MINE! YOU CANT TALK TO YOUR “friend” BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK IM WITH YOU GUYS AND ITLL RUIN MY REPUTATION
Gay primary subject that said pick-me girl is simping over; We’re a gay polyamorous relationship of 22 men.
Pick-me girl; DONT LIE MY POOKIE BEAR!
Gay secondary subject, said “friend” of gay primary subject; I have never seen you in my life!
Pick-me girl; *continues to say multiple slurs*
Gay tertiary subject, unimportant to current situation; Twenty-twosom-

by fortcraft moment January 30, 2025

Smelle Elephine

real name of Belle Delphine
pick-me girl #1 (if you saw my definition of pick-me girls by the way you know how bad that is to be called that by me)

Sane person; EW ITS SMELLE ELEPHINE
Discord Moderator; BOOOOOOO!
Sane person; NOOOOO SOMEONE MISSED EXORCISM DAY WHYYYY

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza

A pizza made from plastic pepperoni and EXTREMELY crushed up plastic.
DO NOT EAT THIS
THIS IS AN ACTUAL WARNING THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL RECIPE
IT IS A PARODY

Kansas Polyethylene Terephthalate Pizza recipe!
Ingredients; Paprika, Plastic, Sawdust, Edible Glue
Step 1; Grab your plastic and HEAVILY mash is up.
Step 2 (optional;) Flatten the remaining plastic into “pepperoni”
Step 3; Grab your sawdust and edible glitter and piece together the sawdust and then apply the plastic cheese.
Step 4 (optional;) Add your “pepperoni”
Step 5; Pour as much paprika as to drown the taste
YOUR ABOMINATION IS FINISHED!

by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025

Cheesy crossover

when urban dictionary meets deviantart inflation art

Sane person; IM BEING DRAGGED TO BRAZIL
funny memer; GO TO BRAZIL!
funny memer; THE LAND OF CHEESY CROSSOVER
Gay primary subject; yo it’s Smelle Elephine
Gay secondary and tertiary subject; HAHA!

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

December 10th

Exorcism Day is where you seal the discord moderator toners.

Person 1; OH THE SPIRITS ARE BACK
Person 2; OH SHOOT WE MISSED DECEMBER 10TH.
Person 1; AAAAAAAAA
Person 2; SEAL THE DISCORD MODERATORS
Person 1; SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT
Discord Moderator; Belle Delphine… Billie Eilish…
Person 2; NOOOOOOO!

by fortcraft moment January 30, 2025