flippytale's definitions

ebay

an online auction site where you can buy collectibles that were in ancient times bought at flea markets, garage sales, and thrift stores for next to nothing. Now they can be bought from any schmo in the world and shipped anywhere for lots of $$

Also used as a VERB

A: Jeepers, that Elvis ashtray you found in your grandmother's attic looks like it might be worth something, you should ebay it.
B: Ya, think? I've been ebaying a lot lately.
A: er, getta life <mrft>

by flippytale January 15, 2004

groovy

Okay, its hopelessly outdated, but that is what makes it so kewl to use! Especially if it is referring to anything retro...

Kewl, that clock you found at CP is sew groovy! It will go great in you hip pad!

by flippytale January 16, 2004

Einstein

Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot grasp the obvious.

Its a NEWSPAPER, Einstein!!!!

by flippytale January 13, 2004

diddle

VERB: The act of not doing anything very productive...fucking around

All they did at the mall was diddle around

by flippytale January 16, 2004

jack diddley

jack squat, diddley squat got together one night and fell into a black hole===the result they *really* came up with nothing!

Even less than nothing, voidier than empty

I didn't to jack diddley last night cause I had squat for brains

by flippytale January 16, 2004