fieldpaint's definitions

leathermanscaping

Using a multitool for personal male grooming, i.e., trimming nose hairs, cutting fingernails and toenails, plucking ear hair.

Bob vowed to never borrow another man's multitool, as 100% of them are used for leathermanscaping.

by fieldpaint March 7, 2015

Oreodynamics

The properties of a snack item's potential to be dismantled and ingested, as well as the item's compatibility with milk.

Glazed donuts display poor oreodynamics, as they cannot be taken apart and tend to become soggy when dipped in milk.

by fieldpaint December 21, 2016