Much like a
jack mormon who sometimes engages in drinking alcohol, caffeine and even premarital sex - much to the disapproval of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - a jack vegan is a vegan who every now and then cheats on his or her veganism by consuming dairy products such as cheese.
Joslyn: Oh no we can't go there! I'm vegan so there's nothing for me to eat at that murder and animal torture factory!!
Tony: Bullshit you're a vegan Joslyn! I saw you crush a slice of cheese pizza after we got out the club the other night. You may eat way less dairy than my vegetarian ass but you're like a jack vegan if anything.
When you're fishin' for new terms on {Urban Dictionary} by means of repeatedly emailing them new submissions hoping to land one (have a term accepted) despite often getting {skunked} (having terms rejected) just like fishin'.
Daryl: "Hey Sally whatchu doin over there on your computer?"
Sally: "I'm term fishin' on the UD daddy. I reckon I might land me a big one today. I got me some good ideas, hopefully I get one accepted and liked by a bunch of readers.
TARDS is an acronym for Trump Alternate Reality Disinformation Syndrome.
Sarah: No, Trump did not call Tim Cook Tim Apple, that is
fake news.
George: Sorry Sarah, I saw him say it you just suffer from a bad case of TARDS.
