PAWS

Pooping As We Speak. Used when IMing or texting a buddy from a phone, laptop, blackberry etc.

Dudeski: Hey man whats up?
Dudeskidoo: nm just chillin, im out and i really gotta shit
Dudeski: PAWS :
Dudeskidoo: damn you

by fattehboi September 02, 2009

VPILF

Vice President I'd like to Fuck

dude: Yo Sarah Palin?
dude2: Total VPILF.

by fattehboi September 22, 2008

jeffrey

a mammoth joint filled entirely with an assortment of drugs. marijuana, opium, angel dust, meth, painkillers etc. Half of the ingredients are unknown, but one things for sure, it fucks you up.

Bro: dude take a hit of this you'll be fine.
Scro: I dunno man, I guess so.

*smokes jeffrey*

Bro: yoooo what are you doing calm down!
Scro: My hearts beating fast, whats in this jeffrey even?!
Bro: I don't know dude, just rub a furry wall you'll be okay.

by fattehboi June 05, 2010