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Definitions by fartiscrubs

crapyard 

a back yard filled with crap. broken down cars or other unfinished projects, usually has grass knee high with lost wheels and other hidden junk to trip you on.
where's your mower mate? it's lost in the Crapyard somewhere.. it ran out of fuel half way in and by the time i got around to getting more fuel i couldn't find it again. i looked under the 3 cars and empty drums but only found 2 snakes and a wombat.
crapyard by fartiscrubs December 9, 2018

permanent temporary

a temporary measure which should last forever
i love how you've made that permanent temporary repair last over 10yrs, when will you fix it properly? when it breaks ....maybe
an item of value left in the weather, especially in the rain that ends up ruined by the time it's needed or wanted.
(coined after countless times Gab has done this. so it's named after Gab)
Hey, have you still got that awesome stereo you took out of your car you offered Me?
yeah it's over there on that pile..

oh, that's definitely GABBED. May as well put it in the bin now
gabbed by fartiscrubs June 17, 2018

Junkaneering 

someone who makes things out of junk
mate, that bike you built out of a pile of garbage is an excellent example of Junkaneering. its so good you could use it every day if it wasn't so crappy looking.
Junkaneering by fartiscrubs June 15, 2018