fairy nuff's definitions

twastard

a pregnant fish without a father.

you twastard

by fairy nuff September 24, 2003

Diary

normally a book, that ppl write in a lot, usually private things that they dont want anyone else to read, so naturally anyone who gets their hands on it has a flick thru.

bryan read my diary. again.

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

valentine's day

the biggest marketing ploy ever, that hasnt worked for anyone since romeo and juliet, and even they werent real. anyone who sends valentines is desperate, and anyone who recieves them is too popular for their own good, and it's a waste of a 26p stamp and a waste of a day

by fairy nuff September 23, 2003

tuna

that annoying fish that we have at leat 30 cans of in the cupboard. and it's pronounced chew-na.

i have never heard of tuna being associated with girls privates

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

pesticles

used to break awkward silences, usually making them more awkward

PESTICLES! (when walking into shops)

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

118

the three number that start every directory enquiries number in britan, most of which have an addictivly annoying tune

dial 118 TWICE 118!

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

woozle

more commonly known as a tree

'where i come from they call them trees.' 'really? where i come from they call them woozles!!'

hug a dried whelk testicle woozle

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003