evil tim's definitions

having a baby

pushing out a big turd

oh, no i'm a having a baby because i don't eat fiber

by Evil Tim September 15, 2003

mad cow disease

Also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It affects the brains of cows, and somtimes sheep too.

I wish curry would get mauled by a cow with mad cow disease

by Evil Tim September 20, 2003

HOORJ!

yelled when sumthing good heapens

Fujiko: Lupin I love you. Come here and kiss me you hairy man-child!
Lupin: HOORJ!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

paradox

those that know the least know it the loudest

by Evil Tim August 15, 2003

The First Day of School

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school

I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together

by Evil Tim August 27, 2003

pee-pee head

a childish name to call someone

Fatboy is a pee-pee head

by Evil Tim September 5, 2003