evil tim's definitions

paradox

those that know the least know it the loudest

by Evil Tim August 15, 2003

poonis

The feeling of pooing in peace

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

Jet Link

A.K.A Snozzola, Cyborg 002. He can fly and run really fast

He looks like a bird...a freaky-looking bird
Caw Caw Caw

by Evil Tim September 12, 2003

Duple

A bear with all his fur shaved off

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

Meyort

Melt, as stated with a ridiculously OTT Chinese accent in C&C Generals Zero Hour.

'Meyort! Everything must MEYORT!' -Shi Tao

by Evil Tim June 12, 2004

fightin' words

An insult or insults that are sufficiently offensive to the insulted person that he/she becomes angry enough to start throwing punches.

Person 1: Too bad your mama didn't drown you when you were born, you worthless nigger/kike/camel jockey/bitch/cracker/gook/insert chosen offensive word(s) here!
Person 2: I'm gonna beat your ass! Them's fightin' words!

by Evil Tim June 18, 2004