evil tim's definitions

Goemon

Not to be confused with Gomamon (which is a digimon); he would probably be the one to complain the most if he saw Lupin and Fujiko doing the nasty...

L: Who's your daddy, girl?
F: Oh, you are!
G: Would you two at least wait until I got out of bed to do that?! *gets up* Disgust rises from within me...
F: You just had to do here...'Ah, Fuji-cakes, he won't even notice because he's a heavy sleeper...' yeah right!
L: At least he didn't notice the...you-know....

by Evil Tim July 31, 2003

Ye Grand Hunt For Ye Olde Reefer

Journey taken by a crackhead when he/she looks for a reefer

by Evil Tim September 9, 2003

The First Day of School

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school

I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together

by Evil Tim August 27, 2003

poonis

The feeling of pooing in peace

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

sexful

characteristic of one who can be sexy without even knowing it

Shawn B. ......even though she looks like a cat. Oh well......

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003

HOORJ!

yelled when sumthing good heapens

Fujiko: Lupin I love you. Come here and kiss me you hairy man-child!
Lupin: HOORJ!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003