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This is a variant of the standard Mardi Gras bead flash, in which the timid soul flashes her bra or bikini top for Mardi Gras beads.
My sister Heather was cowed by the nuns; consequently, she was only up to a Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash.
by eViL pOp TaRt February 27, 2006
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Mary had three saints' statues and habitually did flying novenas; she was heavily into bondieuserie.
by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010
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I once bought a bikini top that had really thin fabric; Mom insisted that I sew in a modesty layer underneath or even wear a bra.
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It's not a fais-do-do (impromptu dance attended by people of all ages) unless the band plays "Jolie Blonde."
by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006
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The all-day conference consisted of six hours of lectures, and three occasions of obfun in which we lowered Hula-Hoops over each other, wore silly masks, and pretended that we were a herd of lemmings migrating for survival.
by eViL pOp TaRt February 20, 2008
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by eViL pOp TaRt October 13, 2012
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The ineptitude in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina was in part a manifestation of the FEMA effect. They probably think that you French-kiss someone on the elbow.
by eViL pOp TaRt August 20, 2006
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