evil pop tart's definitions

Paris Hilton syndrome

The Paris Hilton syndrome refers to the gleeful pleasure that some people get when some essentially harmless prominent or attractive person experiences humiliation; as was the case when the Hilton heiress and model Paris Hilton was outed in the widely-disseminated and infamous sex video. It is essentially one form of schadenfreude.

Meg and Candy enjoyed the fall from grace of pop princess Britney Spears; another manifestation of the Paris Hilton syndrome.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 18, 2006

jolie blonde

The archetypical Cajun song, supposedly written by a prisoner about a beautiful woman who left him for another. It is considered the unofficial Cajun anthem. The painter George Rodrigue made an especially touching and effective painting of this fictional character, who has replaced the insipid Evangeline as representative of the Cajun sensibility.

It's not a fais-do-do (impromptu dance attended by people of all ages) unless the band plays "Jolie Blonde."

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

obfun

Obfun is short for "obligatory fun." It refers to the ice-breaking activities that are injected into all-day seminars oe conferences either to make it more interesting to the participants, to remove any sense of dignity that might remain, and to lend variety to the activities.

The all-day conference consisted of six hours of lectures, and three occasions of obfun in which we lowered Hula-Hoops over each other, wore silly masks, and pretended that we were a herd of lemmings migrating for survival.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 20, 2008

Transylvania effect

The Transylvania effect is the folk belief that more craziness in behavior occurs when the moon is full. This belief is not supported by evidence, yet is widespread.

It's the full moon night; the mental patients will be acting up due to the Transylvania effect

by eViL pOp TaRt October 13, 2012

FEMA effect

The FEMA effect refers to the all-too-predictable incompetence that emerges when the federal government machinery gets into the process.

The ineptitude in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina was in part a manifestation of the FEMA effect. They probably think that you French-kiss someone on the elbow.

by eViL pOp TaRt August 20, 2006

rule 81

A woman will know exactly when you're staring at her breasts. No exceptions.

This is applicable to all situations, not just on the internet.

Sienna sensed a definite rule 81 moment despite John's calculated diffidence.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 20, 2010

lateral cleavage

Lateral cleavage refers to the display of a woman's breasts from the side; a term more polite than sideboob.

While my prom dress did have a little lateral cleavage, it was still okay since I used dressmakers' tape to keep the nipples from being exposed.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 19, 2013