evil pop tart's definitions

technically-augmented ta-tas

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.

Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.

by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005

Cincinnati chili

This culinary barbarity from Cincinnati, Ohio is really a hoked-up spaghetti sauce that consists of a faux weak chili flavored with spices such as chocolate, cinnamon, allspice, and possibly Worcestershire.

This goop is spooned on pasta (of all things!) and topped off with ingredients such as chopped onions, shredded Cheddar cheese, beans, and crushed oyster crackers. Cincinnatians who specify Five-Way Chili get the works: all of that.

A trip to Ohio would not be complete without sampling some Cincinnati chili, and enjoying the dribbling diarrhea that it both resembles and may result from it.

by eViL pOp TaRt December 31, 2006

hillbilly film noir

This is a small but important genre of film that fits all of the forms of the classic film noir, but is set in a bleak, impoverished Appalachian setting. This type of film features corruption, crime, moral ambiguity, a hero in conflict, and a mysterious woman. In many of them, moonshining or bootlegging or some other indigenous Southern form of unlawful activity is featured.

Robert Mitchum's "Thunder Road" and Gregory Peck's "I Walk the Line" are two very important examples of the hillbilly film noir.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 27, 2007

cayoodle

A cayoodle is a mixed breed dog.

Pete is not a particular breed; he's just a cayoodle.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 13, 2007

pornish hen

A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.

Vickie posted that picture of herself losing her bikini top; she's become a real pornish hen.

by evil pop tart October 15, 2009

turboskankiness

This is a condition of being deliberately and relentlessly skanky; a trait exhibited by ill-bred women of negotiable morals and insufficient inhibitions.

The women participants on "The Flavor of Love" are the essence of turboskankiness.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

modesty layer

This is a layer of fabric added to thin halters or bikini tops in order to make its underlying features less evident.

I once bought a bikini top that had really thin fabric; Mom insisted that I sew in a modesty layer underneath or even wear a bra.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 20, 2006