evil pop tart's definitions

friends with minor benefits

These are two individuals, usually a male and a female, who occasionally engage in noncoital sexual behavior (most often masturbation but possibly other forms) without being lovers or having any long-term commitment. Usually this is done on an infrequent basis if one or the other is in need. Think of this as one possible and occasional outcome of a strong friendship between a man and a woman. I hope this definition does not offend.

While Tom and Jennifer's relationship was usually Platonic, sometimes theirs devolved into that of 'friends with minor benefits.'

by eViL pOp TaRt April 27, 2006

tacky

In bad taste. This usage, as opposed to the physical description, originated in the rural South but has since been adopted for use nationwide and in urban settings.

Wearing a translucent blouse and a black bra is downright tacky.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

auld lang syne sex

This refers to sex that occurs between two individuals who once had a relationship, whether married or girlfriend-boyfriend, but who are no longer affiliated. Auld lang syne sex occurs when one or both of the people involved enjoyed the sexual aspect of the relationship, even if they broke up or grew apart.

Jeremy and Jessica had their differences, and ultimately divorced. However, they still got together from time to time for some auld lang syne sex. They figured that they had really terrific sex with each other; and, since they had once been married, it was really okay.

by evil pop tart December 11, 2009

turboskankiness

This is a condition of being deliberately and relentlessly skanky; a trait exhibited by ill-bred women of negotiable morals and insufficient inhibitions.

The women participants on "The Flavor of Love" are the essence of turboskankiness.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

Grit Lit

A collegiate slang expression for Southern Literature.

I'm taking Grit Lit this semester.

by eViL pOp TaRt September 20, 2010

décolletage ministry

This term refers to the practice of advertising one's religiousity by wearing significant décolletage and having a cross suspended between the breasts. This is especially effective if the practitioner has either very prominent breasts or is not wearing a bra.

Jessica, who was both very religious and had been embarassed by her rather prominent breasts, made them into a spiritual asset by practicing décolletage ministry. She found it more effective than the John 3:16 signs.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

rust standard

A standard of low or suspect quality; the opposite to the gold standard.

When it comes to objectivity and fairness in news coverage, CNN sets the rust standard.

by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005