evil pop tart's definitions

Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash

This is a variant of the standard Mardi Gras bead flash, in which the timid soul flashes her bra or bikini top for Mardi Gras beads.

My sister Heather was cowed by the nuns; consequently, she was only up to a Catholic girl Mardi Gras bead flash.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 27, 2006

banquette

This is what some people in New Orleans call a sidewalk.

We can walk to the store on the banquette.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010

not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.

When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!

by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006

Where ya at?

A common greeting used by New Orleanians, converying pleasure upon seeing a friend, especially one that has not been seen for a while, more than a request for location. It's an effusive hello.

When I see my friends in New Orleans, we often say, "Where ya at?"

by evil pop tart February 5, 2010

alligator pear

An avocado is called an alligator pear by some New Orleanians.

You can't make guacamole without an alligator pear.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 10, 2010

Acadienne

A polite term to refer to women or girls of Acadian (Cajun) ancestry. It refers to the origins of the population in Acadia, now Nova Scotia.

Heather could make a jambalaya or a gumbo with the best of the Acadiennes.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 13, 2005

homeopathic beer

This is a synonym for light (lite) beer; essentially a watered-down, unsubstantial beer.

Bud, being a wimp, went into Finnegan's Bar and ordered a Bud Lite. The Guinness-drinking crowd snickered at him for ordering a homeopathic beer.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 19, 2010