Definitions by evil

sock puppets 

A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.

Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.

sock puppets by Evil October 18, 2003

Broken Pencil 

A pencil that is not fully functional because it can not write things. Pencils are usually used by school students and are broken so that the student can get up and sharpen their pencil that is broken.

Person: "I have a pencil which is not fully functional because it can not write things. My pencil that is broken is a broken pencil."

Broken Pencil by Evil October 18, 2003

Public Telephone 

A telephone found in public areas.

Person: "I want to call my friends on a telephone found in a public area. So I think I will use a public telephone to call my friends." (note: he has no friends.)

Public Telephone by Evil October 18, 2003

Yarn Ball 

A ball of yarn.

Person: "Um."

Yarn Ball by Evil October 18, 2003

Milk Shakes 

Shakes made out of milk and other things.

Person: "I want a shake made out of milk and other things. I think I will make a milk shake."

Milk Shakes by Evil October 18, 2003

Open Drawer

A drawer that is open.

Person: "I have a drawer and when it is open I call it an open drawer."

Open Drawer by Evil October 18, 2003

velcro

Tiny interlocking loops of man-made material. Found on the shoes of kindergardeners.

Person: "I want interlocking loops of man-made material on my shoes so I can be cool. I think I will buy shoes with velcro straps."

velcro by Evil October 18, 2003