sexy mongoose

a hot body but beat ass face

id fuck that sexy mongoose as long as a papper bags over her head

by Evan December 05, 2003

Faithful Boy

The DUMBEST comeback ever invented

"Man, you stupid faithful boy!"
"....what the hell was that?"

by Evan January 20, 2005

hardcore dancing

Originally a traditional war dance done during breakdowns at hardcore shows. Unfortunately this once sacred dance can be seen at emo and metal shows. The fine dance has been leaked into the mainstream and everyone and their mother thinks they can dance now. Very few people can actually dance well now (see Philadephia).

I'm going to hardcore dance so hard at the Shattered Realm show.

by Evan May 13, 2005

choke a russian

The act of pinching off a piece of poop that's hanging out of your butthole.

"I choked a russian on her chest!"

by Evan February 21, 2005

Jigga J-Rotz

A crazy fella who loves to rap and write crazy music while dancing all over the place

Usually a gangsterish caucasion male who has a ginormous 'fro

Jon Rotzenburg is an example of a Jigga J-Rotz

by Evan April 02, 2005

buck-forty

hitting one hundred and forty miles per hour in your car/truck/motorcycle

man DAMN we just hit a buck-forty

by evan March 29, 2005

Badassive

When you are a badass and you're massive

OMG, Evan is so Badassive!!

by Evan June 23, 2006