yo mama is so poor she told your little sister that santa clause is dead.
yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.
yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.
yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.
yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.
yo mama is so poor when someone put out the cigarate in the house they said who turned off the heat.
yo mama is like the pills dairy dough boy every one wants to poke her.
yo mama is like a brick wall she is always getting laid.
yo mama is so fat even rickerd simones laughs at her.
by Evan January 28, 2004
honey, i will love you forever. (six months later) honey, i'm leaving you for a 20 year old who has her clit pierced.
by evan January 14, 2005
all my friends are dying to poke me.
by Evan June 26, 2002
This is the term used when a dick is being rubbed by one or more chicks and they begin to suck on it after it begins to become hard!
Those bitches are a stroken and a sucken!
by Evan February 19, 2005
by Evan March 01, 2004
One of the greatest bands known. A German Industrial band, blending the sound of heavy guitar riffs, with the electornica of a music sampler and insane drumlines.
Formed in 1994, released there 1st album, Herzeleid(Heartache)in 1995,with songs like 'Herzeleid'(Heartache),Du Riechst So gut'(You smell so good)'Rammstein'(Back story in other defs lol Rammstein),'Laichzeit'(Spawning Season),and so much more, forming a foundation of great music over the years. 2nd album released in 1997 Sensucht(Longing) was a great album including songs like 'Sensucht'(Longing), 'Eifersucht'(Jealousy), and more. There 3rd was from a Tour, Live Aus Berlin(Live from Berlin)released in 1999, a great hit, with thier songs well played, even live. Then in 2001, the best album in my opinion,the 4th, besisides Herzeleid, Mutter(Mother), with incredible songs like 'Links 234'(Left 2 3 4),'Sonne'(Sun), 'Zwitter'(Hermaphrodite),'Rein Raus'(In,Out),and of course 'Mutter'(Mother), then in 04 came there 5th called Reise Reise(Rices Trip-literal) with the best song 'Keine Lust'(No Desire), and 'Mein Teil'(My part), and in 05 , now, i think the new albm is Reise Reise II(2), but im not sure, look for it!!!
The greatest band ever, my opinion, the rock, check 'em.
-Evan
Formed in 1994, released there 1st album, Herzeleid(Heartache)in 1995,with songs like 'Herzeleid'(Heartache),Du Riechst So gut'(You smell so good)'Rammstein'(Back story in other defs lol Rammstein),'Laichzeit'(Spawning Season),and so much more, forming a foundation of great music over the years. 2nd album released in 1997 Sensucht(Longing) was a great album including songs like 'Sensucht'(Longing), 'Eifersucht'(Jealousy), and more. There 3rd was from a Tour, Live Aus Berlin(Live from Berlin)released in 1999, a great hit, with thier songs well played, even live. Then in 2001, the best album in my opinion,the 4th, besisides Herzeleid, Mutter(Mother), with incredible songs like 'Links 234'(Left 2 3 4),'Sonne'(Sun), 'Zwitter'(Hermaphrodite),'Rein Raus'(In,Out),and of course 'Mutter'(Mother), then in 04 came there 5th called Reise Reise(Rices Trip-literal) with the best song 'Keine Lust'(No Desire), and 'Mein Teil'(My part), and in 05 , now, i think the new albm is Reise Reise II(2), but im not sure, look for it!!!
The greatest band ever, my opinion, the rock, check 'em.
-Evan
by Evan October 10, 2005
A crazy fella who loves to rap and write crazy music while dancing all over the place
Usually a gangsterish caucasion male who has a ginormous 'fro
Usually a gangsterish caucasion male who has a ginormous 'fro
by Evan April 03, 2005