evan's definitions

bromby

One of the greatest single acts that can be performed on the commode, it involves a woman performing oral sex on a man whilst he defecates.

After a long day at the railyards, a bromby would be a great pick-me-upper before the PTA meeting.

by Evan August 19, 2004

butter his bread

To lather someone's piece of bread/roll with butter or margarine. NOT a sexual innuendo to anal sex.

Eww Evan! I dont want to have sex with you, I want to help you butter your bread.

by Evan March 22, 2005

Mooter

For people who can't say Mother

Mooter , make me dinner bitch!

by Evan April 30, 2004

poke

a slang term in reference to sexual intercourse; see also: bone

all my friends are dying to poke me.

by Evan June 25, 2002

chicker nugges

The five-piece chicken nuggets meal from Wendy's.

My favorite meal at Wendy's is the chicker nugges!

by Evan February 29, 2004

Nigz0r

A derogatory term used in 1337 speak. It is used when the sayer believes the victim is black (nigger) and a hacker (z0r) so they are calling them a nigger hacker

"That nigz0r r0x0r3d mez0r"

by Evan November 9, 2003

choke a russian

The act of pinching off a piece of poop that's hanging out of your butthole.

"I choked a russian on her chest!"

by Evan February 21, 2005