eugene's definitions

whartonite

a TOOL at the Wharton School of Business (UPENN) that sucks up to professors emailing them about curves, means and medians on exams, etc. Likes to hump chia pets (organic chinchillas)and perform stock analyses on weekends.

John is such a Whartonite, he goes to EVERY office hour Mr. Hopkins holds

by Eugene April 11, 2005

paddle

a videogame controller

Hand me the other paddle.

by Eugene December 28, 2005

droog

Russian for Friend.

Ya tvoi droog.

by eugene November 28, 2003

devinez

adjective. To show either contempt or to show joy. A contradictory term.

Yo, them cats was straight up devinez!

by Eugene March 11, 2004

slacktivist

n. A political activist who has been active in the past, but in the present mostly talks about politics, drinks beer, smokes weed, and has sex with other activists.

After the strike, noose papier became a slacktivist; he needed the break.

by eugene March 3, 2004

PEUN

Penguins United!

A clan of psychotic penguins bent on destroying all of man kind.

PEUN is being held responsible for the notorious acts on September 11th 2001.

by Eugene December 4, 2003

home despot

A large wharehouse that sells poorly made household items made in china, warped lumber, and grossly underpays its employees.

I went down to the Home Despot to buy a can a spray paint and got fucking lost.

by eugene February 7, 2004