melting moments

fat people having sex

ew! fat people fucking! melting moments!

by eric September 27, 2004

white rushman

A white russian is a beverage made with kahlua, vodka, and cream. A white rushman is this beverage made by the one and only Ryan Rushman. Boy, is it a tasty little treat!

At the Christmas party, I enjoyed several white rushmans.

by Eric August 23, 2004

lowkey lit

Someone acting innocent and clean on the outside but secretly a crazy bitch in the inside

Tim: "Yo I saw sarah yesterday at the club on some crazy shit".

John: "But she's so quiet and innocent bro".

Tim: "Nah bro bitch is lowkey lit yo"

by eric January 04, 2016

ottered

To take a poop so large, that it plugs up the toliet.

"Jeanine stopped over and ottered our toliet! How rude!"

by Eric March 25, 2005

wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

by Eric October 29, 2003

hobody

like a ho

"maaaan,thats some ho-body shit" I cant believe no one heard of this til now. lets popularize it.

by eric October 23, 2003

oklahoma

A lame state to the north of the great state of Texas filled with jealous assholes whos only argument is there football team is better. Their school (OU) isnt ranked in the top 100 schools while Texas is ranked 15th in the world. So while you have a better football team we are getitng a better education. I lived in Lawton Oklahoma and that place was pretty shitty like the rest of Oklahoma. Oklahoma has no city that even comes close to Austin. Norman is just a crappy small ass hicktown with jack shit to do.

Oklahoma is a pile of crap.
Texas is far greater than Oklahoma.

by Eric December 21, 2004