Definitions by eric

Ghetto Jesus 

Jesus in ghetto

yo dem white boys be callin da head honcho geezus? man foget them crackas it all be said ''hey-zoos''

Ex. 2
Jose = ''ho-zay''
Jesus= ''hay-zoos''

Ghetto Jesus by Eric December 10, 2003

New York Minute 

Refers to the hectic life of typical businesspeople in New York City. Often used to put work load into context.

Phew! I just did 2 hours of work in a New York minute!

New York Minute by Eric December 9, 2003

Bangeronies

Boobs or Tits, relating to only the ones on the larger side of the scale

Damn, look at them bangeronies.

Bangeronies by Eric December 9, 2003

Wombat 

A finishing move during sex.
Lay her down, and then grab your nutsack with both hands, stretching it as wide apart as you can.
The trick is to get it to cover her mouth and nose causing her to be quiet.
This is a useful move if the donkey punch didn't go over well.
donkey punch

She just wouldn't shut up, so I gave her a wombat.

Wombat by Eric December 7, 2003

renotS 

The reverse of Stoner
renotS=Stoner

Mom= What are you doing with that pipe
Kid= Its Part of my religion im a renotS

renotS by Eric December 7, 2003

ambedextriophyxtosis 

two handed ejaculation

Ed's hands were strong because he had ambedextriophyxtosis.

ambedextriophyxtosis by Eric December 5, 2003

Bob Ueker 

Similar to an Upper Deck, A Bob Ueker is when a person shits on the top of a toilet tank. Bob Ueker is the announcer for the Milwaukee Brewers, and sits above the upper deck.

After I got done fucking Becky's sister, I gave her a Bob Ueker.

Bob Ueker by Eric December 4, 2003