eric's definitions

Schklack

To illeagally train platupi for circus acts.

umm im too lazy to think up an example.

by Eric November 13, 2003

vindicated

SWEEET ASSS SONG BY DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, but the fucked up society will b on it liek flies on shit, it sux, but hey its too good, rock on

Hope dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption
Winding in and winding out
The shine of it has caught my eye

And roped me in
So mesmerizing, so hypnotizing
I am captivated, I am

{Chorus}
Vindicated
I am selfish
I am wrong
I am right
I swear I'm right
I swear I knew it all along

And I am flawed
But I am cleaning up so well
I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself

So clear
Like the diamond in your ring
Cut to mirror your intentions
Oversized and overwhelmed
The shine of which has caught my eye

And rendered me
So isolated, so motivated
I am certain now that I am

{Chorus}

So turn
Up the corners of your lips
Part them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment, fall forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'd be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away (3x)
So let me slip against the current
So let me slip away (4x)

{Chorus}

Slight hope
It dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption...

by Eric July 2, 2004

Linzy Marie (L.M.H.)

The most beautiful girl ever known to man. One amazingly gorgeous body with a great booty. Also the nicest girl you will ever meet.

Eric Douglas would die for Linzy Marie (L.M.H.), he would also do anything for her.

by Eric February 27, 2005

Kegger

A place with a fuck load of kegs full of beer.

A drank so much beer at that fucking kegger i died!

by Eric January 7, 2005

queeroid

Stephan Yang
aka Queer

Stephan Yang is a Queeroid.

by Eric August 4, 2003

yizzy

Slang for "yeah".

"Awwww yizzy" as in "Awww yeah".

by Eric October 20, 2003

cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.

Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.

by Eric May 2, 2003