eric's definitions

ruffneck

You know you are dating a ruffneck when you get a indian burn on the inside of your thighs.

john is a ruffneck my thighs are buring like crazy.

by eric February 19, 2004

Razz

Going out for a drive

Let's go for a razz.

by Eric April 20, 2004

Linzy Marie (L.M.H.)

The most beautiful girl ever known to man. One amazingly gorgeous body with a great booty. Also the nicest girl you will ever meet.

Eric Douglas would die for Linzy Marie (L.M.H.), he would also do anything for her.

by Eric February 27, 2005

grateful dead

a motif of folk tales, popularized in europe but pre-dating possibly to vedic texts and others,where-in a wealthy person pays for the proper burial of some unfortunate deceased. the spirit of the deceased then repays the wealthy person somehow. a rock band also named themselves after this

by eric October 22, 2003

vindicated

SWEEET ASSS SONG BY DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, but the fucked up society will b on it liek flies on shit, it sux, but hey its too good, rock on

Hope dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption
Winding in and winding out
The shine of it has caught my eye

And roped me in
So mesmerizing, so hypnotizing
I am captivated, I am

{Chorus}
Vindicated
I am selfish
I am wrong
I am right
I swear I'm right
I swear I knew it all along

And I am flawed
But I am cleaning up so well
I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself

So clear
Like the diamond in your ring
Cut to mirror your intentions
Oversized and overwhelmed
The shine of which has caught my eye

And rendered me
So isolated, so motivated
I am certain now that I am

{Chorus}

So turn
Up the corners of your lips
Part them and feel my finger tips
Trace the moment, fall forever
Defense is paper thin
Just one touch and I'd be in
Too deep now to ever swim against the current
So let me slip away (3x)
So let me slip against the current
So let me slip away (4x)

{Chorus}

Slight hope
It dangles on a string
Like slow spinning redemption...

by Eric July 2, 2004

Schklack

To illeagally train platupi for circus acts.

umm im too lazy to think up an example.

by Eric November 13, 2003

VS

Vagina Sauce, or Vaginal Secretion. Also known as "cum" or "juice."

She was a squirter, her VS shot out like a water fountain.

by Eric January 24, 2005