eric's definitions

Bair

short for butt-hair.
what happens to you when you laugh and cry at the same time.

Man, I was laughing so hard at the comedy show that I cried. Then suddenly my butt started ta' itch!
Damn!

by Eric April 19, 2005

unibomb

The bombing of a secondary school by a whacko, with bad hair, living in a shed.

Remember boys and girls, you shouldn't unibomb.`

by Eric May 4, 2004

wonkashonk

n. air that is sucked in through the anus and pushed back out as a fart.
v. to suck air in through the anus and push it back out.

I just had a 10 second wonkashonk.
I wonkashonked last night for 10 seconds.

by Eric October 28, 2003

groder

One who doesen't care much for personal hygiene or personal appearance and is not visually appealing

Look at that groder over there, he's wearing a nasty beer stained wife beater and he has a very long mullet.

by Eric January 25, 2004

cabin shagging

coaxing a woman into a shack in the middle of the forest and killing her with your cock and then putting a cherry on her nose

I lured Liza into my shack in the middle of the forest and cabin shagged her.

by eric February 4, 2005

Rule 25

Rule 25, Is a old Rule that has been passed down for a long time. It is when someone wrecks or breaks things, in a ancient weed smoking burial ground. The punishment for this is : All weed, mushrooms, alcahol, go to steven,: and dan must pay

steve-_ "Dan WTF!?!?! Your Breaking rule 25

by Eric September 22, 2004

babbit

lighthearted black slang for lie, falseness. Substitutes for "shit", "trash".

Extreme cases might combine "bull" or "horse" to emphasize the magnitude of the detected falseness.

"Mann, what are you saying'. That's babbit."

"You're so full of bull babbit."

by Eric March 21, 2005