x incher

an x inches long dick

He has got a nine incher.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

elendige

die elendige (from german for miserable)

mainly describes a female social outcast, either because of her face and body or mental state. in the worst case both is combined

they play a very important role in our society. if your life is shit you just look at one of them and are happy again.

+Look! Over there who's commin over here.
-Dammit the elendige!

by Emu Lgator January 16, 2005

locust

a grasshopper, especially in warm regions.
borat sadieyev in the locust

I am the locust, fuck to you!

by Emu Lgator June 16, 2004

religion

The same as "the loop".
No one understands its sense, many lough about it, most shit on it.

+ Christ: You have to believe me, or you gonna go to hell. (Or I bone you as long as you are male and adolescent).
+ Jewish: Halabalachalachn. Hanuka.
+ Moslem: Kalakalschemkaken. Kalakakack.
+ Buddhist: The circle is holy.
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Me: Whatever.

by Emu Lgator May 21, 2004

Spalt

Aushöhl
Beul
Dell
Furch
Höhl
Kat
Kerb
Kluft
Kratz
Rill
Rinn
Riss
Ritz
Rosett
Runs
Schlitz
Schlucht
Schramm
Tief
Vertief
Wölb
Kirill

He is Spalt.

Spalt can be replaced by any of the words above.

by Emu Lgator January 12, 2004

Moe Lester

personification of a child molester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.

by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004

quack off

masturbate
achieving "it" by hand

I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off.

by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004