Urban Dictionary: Definitions by emilejfagerstromiv

dopelexia

When you are so high you mix up the order of words, numbers, and letters

That guy was so high, the "dopelexia," took over and he had everything backwards

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It's a person you were good friends with, dated or were married to, that you would no longer tolerate or be able to share time with

My x husband is "hangless."

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A "micro-dose," is a larger dose than a "nano-dose," but, still administered with the intention of avoiding a psychotropic effect

He's a large person, he will need a "micro-dose," instead of the typical "nano-dose," administered.

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ultrachirp until they give in to our request

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when you have a testicle removed and the testicle remaining gets lonely

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When someone see(s) or hear(s) someone or something puke and it causes them to puke, which causes a chain reaction of puke.

The first puke was not bad, is was the xtrapuke that was everywhere

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When a dog licks it's ass-hole than licks someone's face

She tolerated the starfishin' with a smile

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