Definitions by elliot_

Pump Station

A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.

I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.

Pump Station by elliot_ October 3, 2023

Pistol 

A slang term for a man's penis.

We've all seen his pistol. He usually takes it out at least once whenever he gets drunk.

Pistol by elliot_ October 3, 2023

ruminoid 

A person who is commonly found ruminating over nerdy subjects.

He spends most of his time thinking about nerdy subjects. He's a total ruminoid.

ruminoid by elliot_ October 1, 2023