elitist's definitions

atkins diet

An estremely unhealthy diet that supposedly thinks carbs are the source of weight gain. Used mostly by idiots with no willpower.

I should invent a diet like this one. You eat lots of high protein and high carb foods and get lots of exercise. It has already worked for thousands of years and for billions of people. What do you think the farmers, miners, soldiers, blacksmiths, etc. have been doing for thousands of years? Eating meats, breads, vegetables, and getting a shitload of exercise, and they are usaully in shape.

by Elitist April 7, 2004

nuclear war

A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.

A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.

by Elitist December 18, 2003

Plutocracy

See America
See Canada
See UK
See France
See Germany
See Spain
See Portugal
See Poland
See Holland
See Luxemborg
See Ireland

etc.
etc.
etc.

See Earth Every governemnt that has ever existed is just a glorified plutocracy.

by Elitist April 7, 2004

gilgamesh

One who rules an ancient kingdom.

Hammurabi, stop bein' such a Gilgamesh dude!

by Elitist February 5, 2004

RQ

A community on Livejournal where "Random Question" are asked and answered. Drama is rampant. Sarcasm and satire are constant. The "Regulars" are elitists.

OMG, Mac is back!!!11!!one!!1

Pic, plz?

The internets is ANGRY!

by Elitist November 15, 2004

technocrat

A big time elitist that believes scientists, engineers, programmers, etc. should run a country.

Bill Gates

by Elitist April 7, 2004

we get signal

What happen after someone set up us the bomb.

Main screen turn on.

by Elitist January 2, 2004