el zacko 's definitions

Galagangster

An arcade finger jock who can spend up to an hour, if not more, wasting sperm and oxygen by solely devoting all of his time and energy into mastering the game Galaga. Guarenteed to at least get to level 50 watching them shoot their own fighter is always funny as hell.

"I've been waiting in line forever behind this fucking galagangster."

by El Zacko August 5, 2007

Pudding Stain

A suspiciously large brown stain found on the back of articles of clothing. Quite possibly Doo Doo

The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste, her clothes don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back, it might be doo doo!

by El Zacko September 24, 2006

Summericular Cancer

The disease contracted the last week of summer where you realize school will begin shortly and your summer life will have no chance for survival.

"Shit, what's a matter with him?"
"Nothing, he just has Summericular Cancer."

by El Zacko August 20, 2007

Condominium

The Greek god who sparked a sacred covenant to prevent pregnancy with other Greek Gods. When Condominium's sacred covenant broke with Hoecles, her son Illegitimacus was born.

"Bitch yo ass better pray to Condominium that you aint gonna get pregnant."

"I hope I don't pull a Condominium and break through this shit."

by El Zacko September 20, 2006

Ska

The greatest music genre ever made, often including trumpets and up-beat rifts.

“Bro, wanna jam to some Less Than Jake”
“Of course bruh, that’s my favorite Ska band!”

by el zacko June 8, 2019

Cock Damnit

An exclamation made by those religious enough to exclude God from the phrase God Damnit. Slightly less blasphemous and slightly more hilarious.
See also
Cocker Fucker
Son of a Cock
Bullcock
Cockhole

"COCK DAMNIT! THE GAME FUCKING CHEATS!"

"Aww Cock Damnit Paul, you spilled gravy all over my dvd player."

by El Zacko August 12, 2007

Action Doll

A term applied to Dolls that boys play with to make them seem more manly. The boys who are really compensating call them action figures.

"Hey Bobby, wanna come over after school and play with my action dolls?"

"My mom is picking me up a new wrestling action doll after school."

by El Zacko September 23, 2006