el revez's definitions

treasure

c*nt (cockney rhyming slang: "treasure hunt"), specifically person who acts like a c*nt, a badly-behaved child, etc.

Mum: Hope Johnny wasn't too much of a handful while we were out.

Babysitter: Oh, he was a real treasure.

by el revez May 11, 2004

chavesty

(i) baseball cap; sovereign ring; prison-white clothing; antisocial, ultraviolent behaviour; costume bling-bling; interbred relationships; in fact, anything to do with a chav's sad little life

(ii) chav's pronunciation of the English noun "travesty" (rarely attempted)

it's a complete chavesty

by el revez May 10, 2004

invest

(v.) just one step away from "incest" on a pc keyboard. Not to be confused.

Family ties within corporations can seriously affect opportunities to invest.

by el revez May 13, 2004

fat lip

what a woman experiences when she becomes sexually aroused. See also apply lip gloss

I gave myself a fat lip

by el revez May 12, 2004

pick holes

n. pl. nostrils

Get your fingers out of your pick holes, you filthy chav

by el revez May 10, 2004

surfer

What a Brummie sits on in his living room while he's watching tv

Ah fucken loov me big comfy surfer, me.

by el revez June 22, 2004