wardrobe malfunction

(n.) (i) The name given to the dominant gene responsible for a chav's unfortunate selection of apparel.

(ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!! I don't believe it! Not again! This happens every bloody time, etc., etc.

by el revez May 13, 2004

chavesty

(i) baseball cap; sovereign ring; prison-white clothing; antisocial, ultraviolent behaviour; costume bling-bling; interbred relationships; in fact, anything to do with a chav's sad little life

(ii) chav's pronunciation of the English noun "travesty" (rarely attempted)

it's a complete chavesty

by el revez May 10, 2004

mourning

(n.) related to breakfarce

You would not believe the mourning I've had!

by el revez May 13, 2004

apply lip gloss

another term for female masturbation. See also fat lip.

Karen's been in the bathroom a long time. She said she was applying some lip gloss

by el revez May 12, 2004

fat lip

what a woman experiences when she becomes sexually aroused. See also apply lip gloss

I gave myself a fat lip

by el revez May 12, 2004

surfer

What a Brummie sits on in his living room while he's watching tv

Ah fucken loov me big comfy surfer, me.

by el revez June 22, 2004