Definitions by el revez

wardrobe malfunction 

(n.) (i) The name given to the dominant gene responsible for a chav's unfortunate selection of apparel.

(ii) The almost inevitable outcome of trying to assemble flatpack furniture from such wonderful people as IKEA due to missing/wrong screws/instructions, etc.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!! I don't believe it! Not again! This happens every bloody time, etc., etc.

wardrobe malfunction by el revez May 13, 2004

fat lip 

what a woman experiences when she becomes sexually aroused. See also apply lip gloss

I gave myself a fat lip

fat lip by el revez May 12, 2004

apply lip gloss 

another term for female masturbation. See also fat lip.

Karen's been in the bathroom a long time. She said she was applying some lip gloss

apply lip gloss by el revez May 12, 2004

treasure 

c*nt (cockney rhyming slang: "treasure hunt"), specifically person who acts like a c*nt, a badly-behaved child, etc.

Mum: Hope Johnny wasn't too much of a handful while we were out.

Babysitter: Oh, he was a real treasure.

treasure by el revez May 11, 2004

chavesty

(i) baseball cap; sovereign ring; prison-white clothing; antisocial, ultraviolent behaviour; costume bling-bling; interbred relationships; in fact, anything to do with a chav's sad little life

(ii) chav's pronunciation of the English noun "travesty" (rarely attempted)

it's a complete chavesty

chavesty by el revez May 10, 2004

pick holes 

n. pl. nostrils

Get your fingers out of your pick holes, you filthy chav

pick holes by el revez May 10, 2004