el don diguidi's definitions

jodido

Spanish slang for "fucked," from the verb joder (to fuck).

Se me olvidó mi pistola... ¡Estoy jodido!

by El Don Diguidi August 3, 2005

piojos

Spanish for head lice.

Ai, mijo, ¡tienes los piojos otra vez!

by El Don Diguidi August 23, 2005

Lambe

Short for "lambe culo,", a term in Spanish that means a brown noser or a sycophant. Often used by kids in school to insult students who suck up to teachers by volunteering and answering questions constantly.

Chuy, you're a lambe!

by El Don Diguidi September 2, 2009

Nalgón

Spanish slang, with a literal meaning of "large butt." Nalgón is masculine, nalgona is feminine. It refers to someone who is slow moving. It is often used by drivers when stuck behind such a person.

This nalgón in front of me in the Buick is going to make me late for my date! Oh, it's just some viejito. Figures.

by El Don Diguidi September 11, 2009

jodaso

A punch, or if it's used as "jodasos" it means fighting.

Cleto: Bro, I heard you threw jodasos with some gavacho at Allsup's last night.
Jesús: Por serio, carnal. I handed it to that pinche guero puto, a la madre.

by El Don Diguidi August 23, 2005

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009

güero

Spanish slang for a white person, like calling someone a honkey. Can also be used as a term of endearment for a Latino who has lighter skin, probably of Spanish descent. Güero is masculine, güera is feminine.

I saw a bunch of güeros in Santa Fe the other day. They were all talking about art and shit. Pinche gringos.

by El Don Diguidi February 17, 2006