12 definitions by el don diguidi

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Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.
I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.
by El Don Diguidi September 17, 2009
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Spanish slang for "fucked," from the verb joder (to fuck).
Se me olvidó mi pistola... ¡Estoy jodido!
by El Don Diguidi July 14, 2005
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Spanish for head lice.
Ai, mijo, ¡tienes los piojos otra vez!
by El Don Diguidi July 26, 2005
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A made-up Spanglish word used in a similar fashion to the word thingamajig. The root word in Spanish is chingar, "to fuck".
Hey Pete, hand me that there chingadero.

I gotta go to Wal-Mart and buy one of those chingaderos to fix my sink.
by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009
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A person from Taos, New Mexico.

Also a restaurant in Taos, New Mexico, serving traditional New Mexican food.
Don't you know, homes? Soy Taoseño por vida.

Eee, bro, I'm all hungry. I'm gonna go eat a stuffed sopaipilla at El Taoseño.
by El Don Diguidi May 11, 2009
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Spanish slang for a white person, like calling someone a honkey. Can also be used as a term of endearment for a Latino who has lighter skin, probably of Spanish descent. Güero is masculine, güera is feminine.
I saw a bunch of güeros in Santa Fe the other day. They were all talking about art and shit. Pinche gringos.
by El Don Diguidi February 17, 2006
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A punch, or if it's used as "jodasos" it means fighting.
Cleto: Bro, I heard you threw jodasos with some gavacho at Allsup's last night.
Jesús: Por serio, carnal. I handed it to that pinche guero puto, a la madre.
by El Don Diguidi July 26, 2005
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