64 definitions by ejl

Snipe

To bid on an eBay auction minutes before it ends, hoping that others will not be able to place a higher bid in time.

Damn! I thought I won that item, but somebody sniped it!

by ejl December 10, 2003

no homo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds gay.

His ass is mine. No homo.

by ejl March 23, 2004

911

1. Porsche model with 11 variations in it's 2005 model year.
2. Date of the worst terrorist attack on American soil.
3. Emergency-response telephone number.

1. For 2005, Porsche offers the 911 Carrera, 911 Carrera Cabriolet, 911 Targa, 911 Carrera 4 Cabriolet, 911 Carrera 4S, 911 Carrera 4S Cabriolet, 911 Turbo, 911 Turbo Cabriolet, 911 GT2, 911 GT3, and the 911 Carrera 40th Anniversary.
2. 9/11 was the day terrorists brought down the World Trade Center and damaged the Pentagon, and crashed a plane in Pennsylvania.
3. In the event of an emergency, do not hesitate to call 911.

by ejl March 16, 2004

Fothermucker

See Buck Futter and Sock Cucker.

-You're a fothermucker!!!!
-Yeah? You're a Sock Cucker!!!!!
-Shaddup you Buck Futters!!!!!!!!

by ejl December 6, 2003

CKY2K

Movie starring Bam Margera, Brandon DiCamillo, Ryan Dunn, Rake Yohn, Raab Himself, Jess Margera, Chad Ginsburg, Deron Miller, Art Webb 1986, Hoofbite', Phil and April Margera, Don Vito, Leo Fitzpatrick, Kelly Goosecock, Jenn Rivell, Thomas Shitt, Arto Saari, Kerry Getz, and The Gill.

Let's go watch CKY2K.

by ejl December 14, 2003

oh yeah

The Kool-aid man's catchphrase.

-Oh no!
-Oh no!
-Oh no!
-Oh no!
-Oh no!
- Oh no!
- Oh no!
(Kool-Aid Man bursts through wall)-Oh Yeah!
(silence)

by ejl November 19, 2003

DP

Double post.

by ejl November 4, 2003