Definitions by eerybluegrasse

Blind touching 

when have sex or rape a blind person

blind touching is really hard they always miss

Blind touching by eerybluegrasse December 3, 2019

Jobbed 

its past tense for having a blow job

ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me

Jobbed by eerybluegrasse November 28, 2019

hipocumpo 

When a 400-600 pound person accidentally has sex with hippo

i thought it was my boyfriend but i hipocumpo'd

hipocumpo by eerybluegrasse November 18, 2019

squuked 

when someone scares you while masturbating

"boo" *jizz goes everywhere* "ahhh you squuked me"

squuked by eerybluegrasse November 7, 2019