squuked

when someone scares you while masturbating

"boo" *jizz goes everywhere* "ahhh you squuked me"

by eerybluegrasse November 07, 2019

Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person

blind touching is really hard they always miss

by eerybluegrasse December 03, 2019

hipocumpo

When a 400-600 pound person accidentally has sex with hippo

i thought it was my boyfriend but i hipocumpo'd

by eerybluegrasse November 18, 2019

Jobbed

its past tense for having a blow job

ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me

by eerybluegrasse November 28, 2019