squuked

when someone scares you while masturbating
"boo" *jizz goes everywhere* "ahhh you squuked me"
by eerybluegrasse November 07, 2019
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Blind touching

when have sex or rape a blind person
blind touching is really hard they always miss
by eerybluegrasse December 03, 2019
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hipocumpo

When a 400-600 pound person accidentally has sex with hippo
i thought it was my boyfriend but i hipocumpo'd
by eerybluegrasse November 19, 2019
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Jobbed

its past tense for having a blow job
ooooohhhhhh I know her ,she jobbed me
by eerybluegrasse November 28, 2019
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